Run TavernQuest
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A role-reversing twist on old school text adventure games. You're the command parser and game master for an artificial player named STEVE. Who knew that running an RPG would be so frustrating?
Welcome
Very common97.9%Send a WELCOME message to STEVE.
Exterminator
Very common86.5%Why does every adventure start with killing RATS in a BASEMENT?
Certificate of Tutorial Completion
Common56.4%Officially certify STEVE's completion of the TUTORIAL.
Game within a Game within a Game
Common55.5%STEVE plays a game within your game.
Dragonslayer
Common48.1%STEVE valiantly slays the DRAGON.
New Game+
Common45.3%Win TavernQuest
Common44.1%STEVE wins the game!
Murderhobo
Common43.9%STEVE murders absolutely everyone in the TAVERN.
Arm Wrestling
Common40.7%STEVE arm wrestles with a DWARF.
Seriously?!
Uncommon39.7%Wingman
Uncommon35.3%Help STEVE get laid.
Touch Grass
Uncommon26.9%Go OUTSIDE.
Popcorn?
Uncommon26.3%A Very Long Tutorial
Uncommon24.1%Save the Princess
Uncommon23.3%Unlockable Cosmetics
Uncommon23.2%Looking spiffy, STEVE!
Ooga Booga
Uncommon23.1%You DO THING.
Hero
Uncommon17.0%Fatherhood
Uncommon14.9%STEVE adopts a BABY.
Do Not Pass Go
Uncommon12.5%Send STEVE to JAIL.
Love, Mom
Uncommon10.9%Terrible Odds
Uncommon10.1%Ass
Rare9.9%Tell STEVE he is an ass.
Hopeless Romantic
Rare9.1%Treat the TROLL to a romantic evening.
Doordash
Rare8.8%Deliver a SANDWICH to the PRINCESS.
Save the CPU
Rare8.3%Nice Guy
Rare7.5%Don't bad mouth STEVE for an entire playthrough.
STEVE has dysentery.
Rare7.3%Now it's a true adventure!
A Colossal Mistake
Rare6.9%STEVE falls into a CHASM.
Chekhov's Hot Dogs
Rare5.5%Find a way to USE HOT DOGS.
Gag Me with a Spoon
Very rare3.6%Defeat the DRAGON with a WOODEN SPOON.
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