Run TavernQuest
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A role-reversing twist on old school text adventure games. You're the command parser and game master for an artificial player named STEVE. Who knew that running an RPG would be so frustrating?
Welcome
CommonSend a WELCOME message to STEVE.
Exterminator
CommonWhy does every adventure start with killing RATS in a BASEMENT?
Certificate of Tutorial Completion
CommonOfficially certify STEVE's completion of the TUTORIAL.
Game within a Game within a Game
CommonSTEVE plays a game within your game.
Dragonslayer
CommonSTEVE valiantly slays the DRAGON.
New Game+
Common
Win TavernQuest
CommonSTEVE wins the game!
Murderhobo
CommonSTEVE murders absolutely everyone in the TAVERN.
Arm Wrestling
CommonSTEVE arm wrestles with a DWARF.
Seriously?!
Common
Wingman
CommonHelp STEVE get laid.
Touch Grass
UncommonGo OUTSIDE.
Popcorn?
Uncommon
A Very Long Tutorial
Uncommon
Save the Princess
Uncommon
Unlockable Cosmetics
UncommonLooking spiffy, STEVE!
Ooga Booga
UncommonYou DO THING.
Hero
Uncommon
Fatherhood
RareSTEVE adopts a BABY.
Do Not Pass Go
RareSend STEVE to JAIL.
Love, Mom
Rare
Terrible Odds
Rare
Ass
RareTell STEVE he is an ass.
Hopeless Romantic
RareTreat the TROLL to a romantic evening.
Doordash
RareDeliver a SANDWICH to the PRINCESS.
Save the CPU
Rare
Nice Guy
RareDon't bad mouth STEVE for an entire playthrough.
STEVE has dysentery.
RareNow it's a true adventure!
A Colossal Mistake
RareSTEVE falls into a CHASM.
Chekhov's Hot Dogs
RareFind a way to USE HOT DOGS.
Gag Me with a Spoon
LegendaryDefeat the DRAGON with a WOODEN SPOON.
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