Womb Room Achievement Guide

0% Chance

Experience death before being born.

One life is enough.

Live out a single life, then quit the game.

POG Champ!

You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything!

Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?

Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.

Happy Family!

Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life!

Hot pocket!

You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator.

The Blood of Christ

Tastes delicious!

Irresponsible Parents

You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate.

Poor Investment

Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions.

Pet Cemetery

Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH!

Future Serial Killer!

You’ve always looked good in red!

Angry Video Game Nerd

You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to.

Warm Popsicle

Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle?

But I don’t even believe in Jeebus!

Just repent on your death bed!

In The Ghetto!

It’s the hard knock life!

Tears From Heaven

You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes

Participant Trophy

Everyone is sooo special!

I Don’t Want To Grow Up!

Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you.

Psychiatrist's Wet Dream

Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO!

Early Warning Signs

Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin.

Forever Young

Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true!

Pills! Pills! Pills!

Pills! Pills! Pills!

D.A.R.E

What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs.

Better Red Than Dead!

Having a soul is overrated.

Smells Like Teen Spirit!

Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man.

Everybody Hurts

Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?

Rage Against The Machine

Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain.

Darwin Award Nominee

Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd!

Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People

You can take my guns from my cold dead hands!

Margaritaville!

Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!?

Being an Adult is Sad Enough

Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed.

Which Radical Movement is Right for You?

Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground!

Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters

Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper!

Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet

Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper!

Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed

Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?!

Get Off My Lawn!

Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids!

Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways?

In The Not Too Distant Future

At least you still have all those red sweaters!

Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams

9/11 was an inside job.

Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son!

You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer?

When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest

Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room

Curiosity Killed The Cat

Live 9 lives in Womb Room

One Life To Live

Experience your first death outside the Womb Room

Massacre

Die 50 times in Womb Room

Living Hell

Die 100 times in Womb Room

Masochist

Die 1,000 times in Womb Room

Life is Meaningless

Die 10,000 times in Womb Room