Womb Room

One life is enough.

Uncommon27.2%

Live out a single life, then quit the game.

0% Chance

Uncommon20.8%

Experience death before being born.

One Life To Live

Uncommon12.3%

Experience your first death outside the Womb Room

Curiosity Killed The Cat

Uncommon12.0%

Live 9 lives in Womb Room

Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?

Rare7.9%

Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.

POG Champ!

Rare7.7%

You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything!

Poor Investment

Rare7.6%

Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions.

Hot pocket!

Rare7.2%

You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator.

Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son!

Rare7.2%

You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer?

Happy Family!

Rare7.1%

Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life!

Better Red Than Dead!

Rare7.0%

Having a soul is overrated.

Angry Video Game Nerd

Rare6.7%

You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to.

Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams

Very rare4.5%

9/11 was an inside job.

Warm Popsicle

Very rare4.4%

Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle?

Early Warning Signs

Very rare3.7%

Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin.

Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Very rare3.7%

Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways?

Everybody Hurts

Very rare3.6%

Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?

Massacre

Very rare3.5%

Die 50 times in Womb Room

Pet Cemetery

Very rare3.3%

Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH!

Rage Against The Machine

Very rare3.3%

Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain.

Psychiatrist's Wet Dream

Very rare3.2%

Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO!

I Don’t Want To Grow Up!

Very rare3.2%

Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you.

Smells Like Teen Spirit!

Very rare3.2%

Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man.

Tears From Heaven

Very rare2.7%

You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes

Darwin Award Nominee

Very rare2.7%

Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd!

Which Radical Movement is Right for You?

Very rare2.4%

Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground!

Get Off My Lawn!

Very rare2.3%

Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids!

Living Hell

Very rare2.3%

Die 100 times in Womb Room

Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters

Very rare2.3%

Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper!

Being an Adult is Sad Enough

Very rare2.2%

Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed.

Forever Young

Very rare2.1%

Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true!

Margaritaville!

Very rare2.1%

Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!?

Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed

Very rare2.0%

Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?!

Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet

Very rare1.8%

Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper!

Masochist

Very rare1.2%

Die 1,000 times in Womb Room

The Blood of Christ

Very rare1.2%

Tastes delicious!

But I don’t even believe in Jeebus!

Very rare1.1%

Just repent on your death bed!

Irresponsible Parents

Very rare1.1%

You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate.

D.A.R.E

Very rare1.1%

What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs.

Future Serial Killer!

Very rare1.1%

You’ve always looked good in red!

Life is Meaningless

Very rare1.1%

Die 10,000 times in Womb Room

Participant Trophy

Very rare1.1%

Everyone is sooo special!

Pills! Pills! Pills!

Very rare1.1%

Pills! Pills! Pills!

Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People

Very rare1.1%

You can take my guns from my cold dead hands!

In The Ghetto!

Very rare1.1%

It’s the hard knock life!

In The Not Too Distant Future

Very rare1.1%

At least you still have all those red sweaters!

When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest

Very rare1.1%

Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room