Lorelei and the Laser Eyes

JW Arkitektkontor Employee of the Month

Common57.7%

Awarded for excellence within the field of charting.

Herzmuller’s Computing Prize

Common45.3%

Awarded for significant usage of computational devices.

Entomologist of the Year

Common41.8%

Awarded for remarkable contributions in mapping the taxonomy of bugs.

S.C. Bolt’s Genius Award

Common33.1%

Awarded for great achievements in the field of solving number related riddles.

Strigiformes Award for Best Listener

Uncommon28.0%

Awarded for striking enthusiasm for stories and fables.

Simogo Consumer of the Year Award

Uncommon26.3%

Awarded for exceptional collections of polystyrene.

Euterpe Prize of the Year

Uncommon23.1%

Awarded for notable contributions in spreading the gift of music.

Super Gamer of the Month

Uncommon22.5%

Awarded for significant passion for game collecting.

Miss Knowledgeable of the Year

Uncommon19.6%

Awarded for correctly answering all brothers’ questions, all while retaining grace and femininity.

Tropaeum Ex Fraternitate Oculi

Uncommon17.7%

Awarded to the righteous who seek knowledge beyond human comprehension.

Tail Wagging Society Prize

Rare14.5%

Awarded for showing remarkable care for our canine friends.

The Black Arts Coffee Club Member of the Month

Rare11.7%

Awarded for plentiful use of our services.

Totte Ahla Sanningén Prize

Rare8.6%

Awarded for endeavors in revealing conditions that the public was previously unaware of.

Nobelle Prize in Anthropology or Sociology

Rare8.2%

Awarded for outstanding communication with friends and family.

Coat Rack Connoisseur of the Year Award (Honorable Mention)

Rare7.1%

Awarded for outstanding devotion within the field of discarding personal overwear.

The True American Award

Rare6.8%

Awarded for outstanding belief in The American Dream.

Ilona Zevon & Milton Foley Grand Prize

Legendary2.5%

Awarded for commendable comradery and masterful navigation of relationships.

Cutter of the Week

Legendary2.3%

Awarded for great perseverance and proficiency within the field of division.

Augenwaldburg Race Winner

Legendary1.6%

Awarded to the winner of the yearly running race at Augenwaldburg.

Theseus Award

Legendary1.6%

Awarded for exemplary dexterity and skillful traversal of mazes.