Majestic Nights

The Inspectinator

Uncommon24.3%

You inspected all of the things... in Beardsley's Office.

Low Blow

Uncommon13.3%

You hit Chuck where it counts.

Sneaky Bastard

Uncommon13.2%

You found the secret entrance to the Safe House.

Basement Dweller Extermination

Uncommon11.1%

You 'cleaned' all the Suits in the Basement.

Push It To The Limit... LIMIT!

Rare9.4%

You won at Majestic Night-ing.

Cinephile

Rare8.8%

You looked at the posters. We love you.

"Put some goddamn clothes on!"

Rare7.1%

You killed the Underpants Warrior

The Wrong Goddamn Rec Room

Rare6.3%

You shouldn't have disturbed the lecturer - he really hates it.

Cardholder's Past Achievements: 2

Rare5.9%

You heard some more about Cardholder's exploits.

Blasphemy!

Rare5.3%

How could you not be a fan of Shatner? For shame.

Nancy Would Be Disappointed

Rare5.2%

You bought some drugs. Mrs Reagan would not approve.

Don't spend it all in one place

Rare5.2%

You got the nickles from the cigarette machine, you tightass.

These belong in a museum!

Very rare4.8%

You found the room with Cardholder and a strange artefact.

Passed it to the left hand side

Very rare4.7%

Spoke to the Cowboy

"We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"

Very rare4.3%

Use the radio to divert attention of guards.

It's Not Paranoia...

Very rare4.2%

You called your own office three times, you weirdo. Someone picked up.

Elevator Action

Very rare3.7%

You took the elevator to the basement

Callie's got a gun

Very rare3.7%

You 'bought' a pistol in the bathroom.

Media Unrelations

Very rare3.5%

Way to piss off the informant, hero.

You spent it all in one place

Very rare3.3%

You gave the nickles to the bum.

Cardholder's Wall of Crazy

Very rare2.5%

You saw Cardholder's own Wall of Crazy. Yours is better.

Air America

Very rare2.5%

The CIA sold and exported drugs. It's pretty well known by now.

Rear Window

Very rare2.4%

You saw the Suit leaving Piscine's

Media Relations

Very rare2.3%

You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats?

Rutabaga/Arugula

Very rare2.3%

You messed with poor old Lloyd. Are you proud of yourself?

Poor ol' Jerry

Very rare2.2%

You learned about Jerry's miserable life.

Cardholder's Past Achievements: 1

Very rare2.2%

You heard about Cardholder's exploits.

Where you're going, you don't need... Your things

Very rare2.0%

You left your office without getting your stuff.

Find Your Centre

Very rare1.9%

You stood in the middle of your Zen Garden, because Zen.

Re-cheevo

Very rare1.7%

You stood in the centre of the Zen Garden. Again. Why!?

Jukebox Odd Docs

Very rare1.7%

You played the weird soundbyte on the Jukebox

The Truth Is In Here

Very rare1.7%

You found the 3 'Biggest' pieces of Truth.

I Have No Recollection Of That

Very rare1.5%

Inspect the DC9

When you gotta go...

Very rare1.5%

Entered the outhouse. Haha... Poop joke.

But That Trick Never works!

Very rare1.4%

Tried the 'Presto' magic trick.

Eavedrop II

Very rare1.4%

Overhear the briefing in J.P. Morgan Offices

...But it was all a dream!

Very rare1.4%

Made it through mystical tent.

Dead end. Get it?

Very rare1.4%

Get squished in the dead end in the Waterhole

Urinal World of Hurt

Very rare1.3%

Survive the bathroom encounter

Collateral Damage

Very rare1.3%

Slaugher all the Villagers in the Ambush

Frisky Business

Very rare1.3%

Acquire gun from the 'amorous' couple

See ya Later...

Very rare1.3%

Get eaten by Alligators in the Waterhole

Eavesdrop I

Very rare1.2%

Listen to tourist conversation in bookseller

Insert 'lion' pun here

Very rare1.2%

Get eaten by Lions in the Waterhole

Evil not-so-dead

Very rare1.2%

Attempted the 'Klaatu Barada Nikto' spell.

Global Thermonuclear War

Very rare1.1%

Try to play games on the computer

Art Appreciation class

Very rare1.1%

Walk around the artwork in hotel lobby.

Tactical Withdrawal

Very rare1.0%

Kill no villagers in the Ambush

Best. Coverstory. EVER.

Very rare1.0%

Pretend to be 'mister luigi' after also pretending to be there to fix the vending machine.

Cruisin' Together

Ultra rare0.9%

Take 4 laps of the block in the taxi

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!

Ultra rare0.9%

Use Zander's business card to fool J.P. Morgan security