LIZARDS MUST DIE
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The great exploits of the Ancient Rus in the war with the lizards. Immerse yourself in the world of Hyperborea and defeat hordes of Lizards and other unholy who encroached on holy places Ancestors. Choose a blessed hero and go save the world from the green plague.
LIZARDS MUST DIE is a gleefully daft, meme-soaked Slavic arcade action game - play a roster of folk-hero warriors mowing down waves of reptilian invaders (and aliens) across the Russian heartland, from Baikalsk to the Moon. Cheap, chaotic and not remotely serious.
The list is a play-the-game checklist: kill-count grinds (lizards and aliens, up to That deserves some respect at 500), completing each campaign level and doing so with each hero character, and clearing Battlegrounds survival waves (up to the 15th for
Impossible).
Hail to the Ancestors caps it by clearing every main campaign level. Nothing's missable - levels and modes replay. One achievement,
Telega T34, is hidden and undocumented. See each note.
Humble beginning
CommonKill first Lizard
Kill your first Lizard - you'll manage this in the opening seconds. Nothing to it.
Waters of Baikal
CommonHeal using Baikal Water
Heal using Baikal Water - pick up and use the Baikal Water healing item during a level.
Power of Perun
CommonUse any Perun special skill
Use any Perun special skill - trigger one of the Perun-themed special abilities in combat.
Is that all you got?
CommonKill 50 Lizards
Kill 50 Lizards total - cumulative across levels. Comes very quickly given the swarms.
Free Baikalsk from Lizards
CommonComplete Attack on Baikalsk level with any character
Complete the "Attack on Baikalsk" level with any character - clear that campaign stage to free Baikalsk.
Goida!
CommonUse Battlecry Goida special skill
Use the Battlecry "Goida!" special skill - activate that particular special ability in a level.
Massacre
CommonEnter the Massacre mode
Enter Massacre mode - trigger the game's Massacre (rampage) state, usually by building up a kill streak or meter.
Drocheslav son of Sergey
CommonComplete any level with Drocheslav son of Sergey character
Complete any level playing as Drocheslav son of Sergey - pick that hero and clear a stage with them.
Vseslav the Sorcerer
CommonComplete any level with Vseslav the Sorcerer charachter
Complete any level playing as Vseslav the Sorcerer - pick that hero and clear a stage.
Free Hyperboreia
CommonFree Hyperboreia from Lizards with any character
Free Hyperboreia from the Lizards with any character - clear that campaign level.
Free Baikalsk from Aliens
CommonComplete Alien Invasion level with any character
Complete the "Alien Invasion" level to free Baikalsk from the aliens - clear that stage.
This lizards are just babies
CommonKill 200 Lizards
Kill 200 Lizards total - cumulative. Keep playing; the follow-up to Is that all you got?.
Go back to the Moon!
CommonKill 1 Alien
Kill 1 Alien - defeat your first alien enemy (they appear in the alien-themed levels).
50 Shades of Blue
CommonKill 50 Aliens
Kill 50 Aliens total - cumulative across the alien levels.
Radislav Bagirov
CommonComplete any level with Radislav Bagirov charachter
Complete any level playing as Radislav Bagirov - pick that hero and clear a stage.
Rob Caravans
CommonCapture Lizardmen Caravan and defend it
Capture a Lizardmen Caravan and successfully defend it - seize the caravan, then hold off the counter-attack.
Siege of Tyva
UncommonDefend Tyva against hordes of Lizards
Defend Tyva against the hordes of Lizards - survive the Siege of Tyva level.
First Steps
UncommonComplete 1st Wave at the Battlegrounds Level
Complete the 1st Wave at the Battlegrounds (survival) level - clear the opening wave. The entry point to the wave challenges.
Hail to the Ancestors
UncommonComplete all the main Levels in Campaign
Complete every main level in the Campaign - the full story clear, and the completion cap of the list.
ZOG Slayer
UncommonKill 200 Aliens
Kill 200 Aliens total - cumulative. The follow-up to 50 Shades of Blue.
Slavs Moon Program
UncommonComplete Moon Level
Complete the Moon Level - clear the lunar stage of the "Slavs Moon Program".
That deserves some respect
UncommonKill 500 Lizards
Kill 500 Lizards total - the big cumulative kill grind. Falls out over a full playthrough plus some Battlegrounds runs.
Mstislav the OakLuver
UncommonComplete any level with Mstislav Character
Complete any level playing as Mstislav - pick that hero and clear a stage.
Proud of Slavs
UncommonComplete 5th Wave at the Battlegrounds Level
Complete the 5th Wave at the Battlegrounds level - survive to wave five.
Telega T34
RareHidden achievement. The trigger isn't documented - it's named for the T-34 tank ("telega"), so it's most likely earned by using the tank/vehicle in a level, but that's unconfirmed.
Musicians on Tour
RareComplete RUS in Africa level with any Character
Complete the "RUS in Africa" level with any character - clear that stage.
God of Thunder
RareCompete 10th Wave at the Battlegrounds Level
Complete the 10th Wave at the Battlegrounds level - survive to wave ten. A real endurance test.
Impossible
RareComplete 15th Wave at Battlegrounds Level
Complete the 15th Wave at the Battlegrounds level - the hardest survival milestone. Bring a strong character and upgrades.
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