Choice of the Cat

People Training

Very common87.7%

Wangle a steak meal.

Honorary Kids' Toy

Common69.5%

Put up with Moon's manhandling until she digs you.

Secure Home

Common61.0%

Make yourself part of the family.

The Great Explorer

Common60.8%

Do a full reconnaissance of your new house.

Befriend Maddox

Common57.1%

Be kind and patient with Maddox.

It's My Party

Common55.2%

Make sure you fix the guest list.

Good Friend

Common49.9%

Take a hit for a fellow household pet.

Best Beggar

Common48.6%

Engage in a food-begging competition with Bene.

Political Player

Common48.3%

Make politics all about you.

Reductio ad Absurdum

Uncommon30.5%

Reduce a political campaign to utter farce.

The Activist

Uncommon27.4%

Get serious about helping other cats.

The Enabler

Uncommon24.2%

Encourage Andre's pipe dreams.

Breaking the (In-)Law

Uncommon14.9%

The benefits of destruction are sometimes surprising.

Avenging Angel

Uncommon11.4%

Show Helmut what it's like to live in fear of pain.

Diva

Rare9.8%

Yowl tunefully enough that people imagine it's singing.

Insecure Home

Rare8.8%

Become a point of contention without getting thrown out.

Putting the "Cat" in "Catharsis"

Rare7.1%

When things go so badly, it's spectacular.

Star in the Making

Rare7.1%

Ensure you are captured on video.

Social-Media Star

Rare5.0%

Luck can't be planned, but contacts can.

Mine All Mine

Very rare4.7%

Wangle yourself a cat door.

Next Big Thing

Very rare4.4%

A hefty task that brings Helmut's gimmick idea to fruition.

Clever Puss

Very rare2.9%

If you're disliked enough to jeopardize a marriage, re-endear yourself!

War Wounds

Very rare1.6%

Discover the secret of Maddox's lost eye.

Jaws of Death

Very rare1.5%

Hunt out some teeth far more dangerous than your own.

Clawed Despot

Ultra rare0.6%

Enslave two or more household members.

Top Cat

Ultra rare0.5%

Take on the neighborhood's fiercest tomcat—and win.

A Feline Iago

Ultra rare0.2%

Every human has their price.

Maddox's New Home

Ultra rare0.2%

Get Maddox a new home.