McPixel 3
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McPixel 3 is a mind-blowing save-the-day adventure that sees the titular wanna-be hero avert one disaster after another at every turn using unconventional yet entertaining methods of mayhem.
Poop goes ploop!
CommonPloop!
Red Herring
CommonIt worked!
Peealot
CommonPeeing upside down since 2012!
Beat dude with another dude!
CommonWhere's my dude, dude?
The day is saved!
CommonYay!
Do you have a spare asteroid?
UncommonI might be addicted.
CGAWAVE
UncommonIt's the new best thing!
You scared it!
UncommonYou monster!
Dead end!
UncommonHaha!
Learn to love!
UncommonThat bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
The birth of a salary man
UncommonBorn to work (aren't we all?)
You can't hitch a bus!
UncommonOr can you?
It's good to be short!
UncommonBut not always!
Food thief!
UncommonThe food belongs to the colony!
I command this caterpillar!
UncommonGo and search for fake money!
McPixel is mom now!
UncommonFree range mom, too!
Forbidden love!
UncommonAhh, will they ever be together?
All gags you can eat!
UncommonYou found them!
Made it all the way!
UncommonAnd what for?
Ice Swimming!
UncommonIt's the new cool thing!
Nuclear dumpster diving!
UncommonWhat can we find here?
I peed your pants.
UncommonWHAT?
Manual transmission chopper!
UncommonThey don't make them like they used to!
Let some fresh air in!
RareLike that one roommate who always opens the window!
Slay the lamb!
RareIt will bring upon destruction!
Now that's a danger noodle
RareWith a case of nuclear munchies!
Hello World!
RareI drew this!
What what?
RareWhere did it go?
I can't believe you've done that!
RareHe was sleeping!
The funniest joke in the world
RareIt even tells you when to laugh!
Well done!
RareCongratulations!
I love computers
RareSo good
My people need me!
RareAnd worst of all, I'm late for work!
Wrong wire!
RareSorry, you messed up.
What I always wanted to be when I grow up!
RareNo human, no worries!
Thanks for waiting!
RareYou shouldn't have!
My car is so pushy
RarePushy car, pushy car! push it all around!
Shoot'em up!
RareWait, that's not what it's called!
It's my car!
RareGotta make sure it smells like it!
I understand!
RareIt's the language of my people!
Giving up is a virtue!
RareAnd worth it sometimes too!
It's pants time!
RareWow!
You won't make it back in time.
RareNot a chance.
Right in the jimmy!
RareIt was in self defense!
Yes
RareThis is the correct thing to do.
BRB, gotta catch the train!
RareIt's a bullet-time-train!
Keep your feet on the ground!
RareOr are you burnt out already?
Is there candy inside?
RareOne way to find out!
You're a snack!
Rare...for workgroups!
You have a right to remain silent!
RareIt's only fair!
Back my fish up!
RarePow!
BURP
RareCLOSED
Imma just hide in the corner
RareWait for this to blow over
Closing the gap!
RareBaby steps!
Clear the path!
RareAnd get on it!
Please don't come again!
RareOuch!
Awww, you didn't have to!
RareMust've been love!
Way to go!
RareFeels like the end of the world
Touchdown!
RareWait, wrong sports!
Not THAT game!
RareWhat's the word?
Barbeque in my pants!
RareIt's hot!
Everybody clap!
RareThat's a good landing!
The bar for this dive was high!
RareIt was a high dive bar to overcome!
What's your goal there?
RareEh?
This is my missile!
RareIt has been marked!
Take care of your eyeballs!
RareUnless you have eyeballs of steel!
This is fishy!
RareNeed to investigate!
The defendant is ready!
RareObjection!
Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!
LegendaryIt was just a phase!
Ok, bye!
LegendaryWeeeeeee!
Why did you pick this up?
LegendaryYou know what this is, right?
You got hit by a smooth golden bar!
LegendaryYou are now worthy
You can p** the dog
LegendaryCan I get a retweet for this?
Express elevator!
LegendaryBye!
Are we there yet?
LegendaryNo.
Achievement Number 1
LegendaryCongratulations!
Take this on your way down!
LegendaryDown low!
Date poacher!
LegendaryAt least it worked!
Uno, dos, tres
LegendaryQuattro!
Stop beating my game!
LegendaryHeeey!
Pee my ride!
LegendaryFull of gold!
Do the worm!
LegendaryYes!
Babies are evil!
LegendaryBut aren't we all?
Can I get an 'amen'?
LegendaryNo? Ok.
That was unnecessary.
LegendaryAt least you got an achievement, tho.
DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!
LegendaryWhy would you do that?
Throw it all away!
LegendaryWay to go!
Why did you break it?
LegendarySomeone's gonna need it!
That's all of them!
LegendaryPoor dudes!
Better call Sos!
LegendaryHe knows all the solutions!
And this is how I met him...
LegendaryPants down best looking guy in town!
There is nothing else!
LegendaryYou have found all gags in the world!
Diligent
LegendaryIt's actually quicker this way too.
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