Budget Cuts

Missing Link

Common59.5%

Shatter 20 ceramic objects

Drop Dead

Common40.8%

Drop a sharp object onto an employee

Collector

Uncommon37.4%

Find all basic collectibles

Master Collector

Uncommon37.4%

Find all golden collectibles

Feeling Crabby

Uncommon30.6%

Find the crab

Junk Food

Uncommon28.9%

Feed a roomba

Faithful

Uncommon15.1%

Find the mouse

No Brainer

Uncommon14.0%

Hit 10 employees in the head with a sharp object

If I can't then none of us can

Uncommon12.6%

Steal a gun from a supervisor's holster

Breakfast of Champions

Uncommon11.9%

Eat chocolate and cookies

Murder of Crows

Uncommon10.7%

Find the golden crow

Sharkbait! Hoo Ha Ha!

Rare7.9%

Find the fish

Done Deal

Rare6.4%

Complete the game

Standard Procedure

Rare5.8%

Complete the game on standard difficulty or harder

Toaster

Rare5.8%

Find the robot toy

The Early Bird

Rare5.0%

Find the crow

Two by two, blue on blue

Very rare4.7%

Make a supervisor fire another supervisor

By Your Command

Very rare3.4%

Find the golden robot toy

Pecking Order

Very rare3.3%

Find the hummingbird

Best Birb

Very rare2.3%

Find the golden hummingbird

Headbutter

Very rare2.3%

Kill a drone by knocking it with your head

Me Love Cookies

Very rare1.8%

Eat 8 cookies in 4 seconds

SoFishticated

Very rare1.8%

Find the goldfish

Long Shot

Very rare1.4%

Hit an employee with a sharp object from 10 meters away

I'd Rather Be Shiny

Very rare1.2%

Find the golden crab

Take the Plunge

Ultra rare0.8%

Find the golden mouse

Pushing The Envelope

Ultra rare0.7%

Complete the game with NPC Mutators: Aim Skill, Detection Speed and NPC Health set to at least Strong, Fast and High.

Hugin & Munin

Ultra rare0.3%

Have two crows in your inventory

Sniper

Ultra rare0.2%

Hit an employee with a sharp object from 20 meters away