Not The Robots
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You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds. Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
Perform well...
Uncommon25.0%Get a feel for Campaign mode.
Travel a great distance...
Rare5.4%Get really good at Campaign mode.
Get revenge...
Very rare3.7%Find out how to turn the tables.
Feel the desire for velocity...
Very rare3.6%Get the most out of your Sprint.
Show off some perfect stealth...
Very rare2.9%Max Food/No Damage, four levels in a row.
Bundle up...
Very rare2.3%Put on so many jackets that you can't put your arms down.
Five foot diameter, five feet deep, one per day...
Very rare2.3%Learn to appreciate your Dig.
Create a Super Floor Trap...
Very rare2.1%Find out what makes a Floor Trap extra angry.
Dip beneath lasers...
Very rare2.0%Complete the three Laser-based Challenges.
Two birds with one Stun...
Very rare1.9%Get two bonuses with a single Stun trap.
It's a secret...
Very rare1.9%No, seriously. It's a secret.
Learn the hidden power of teleportation...
Very rare1.8%And not just the fact that you can teleport in this game. It's a video game. Of course you can teleport.
Make things hard for yourself...
Very rare1.8%It's a certain setting in Custom Level mode.
Exceed expectations...
Very rare1.8%Become a ninja of Campaign mode.
Difficult; spicy; rude; anxious; amazing.
Very rare1.6%Show that you're a Campaign pro while starting on a high enough difficulty setting.
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