Election Year Knockout

Hitting the Campaign Trail

Very common93.3%

You've finally formed your own third party and have hit the campaign trail. Literally.

I Said No Joe!

Common56.7%

The brand of shampoo you use shall remain a mystery.

Become President

Common54.4%

See? A third party candidate CAN make it to the top!

Seeing Stars

Uncommon37.5%

You're pretty sure Ted Bruz will be seeing stars now, if he wasn't seeing them before.

Animal Abuse

Uncommon33.9%

PETA is probably going to come after you for that one...

Oh Hi Mom!

Uncommon30.3%

It's unfortunate Jab's mother had to witness that.

One Hit Jab

Uncommon28.8%

No amount of green apples prepared Jab Bush for that...

The Whole Flock

Uncommon26.4%

You certainly just showed up Birdie's whole flock!

Not Surprised

Uncommon25.4%

You were light on your feet, probably due to past trauma.

Face Plant

Uncommon24.4%

It's always funny.

The Art of Arrow Catching

Uncommon20.3%

You just proved to the world that you've mastered the art of catching an arrow mid-flight.

Do Pirates Juggle?

Uncommon18.9%

Well, even if they don't you're pretty sure you just juggled a pirate.

Wait, what?

Uncommon18.8%

Is it fish or fishes? How many Pisces am I holding up?

No Coffee Breaks!

Uncommon18.7%

How does she not need the restroom after all that coffee?

En Garde!

Uncommon16.5%

Parry, riposte! Wait, is he using a real sword?

Kame... Hame...

Uncommon16.2%

HAAAAAAAAAA!

You're the Donald Now

Uncommon16.0%

There can be only one!

You're Fired!

Uncommon15.5%

You gotta say it with just the right accent.

The Conditioner

Uncommon14.8%

It's not the worst boxer nickname you could have gotten. Like "Shiny Pony."

Beating to the Dance

Uncommon13.4%

Boxing glove beats box step.

Hockey Pucked

Uncommon11.1%

You countered a cross-check with a butt-ending haymaker. Most of these are hockey terms.

Don't laugh at me!

Uncommon10.9%

Because sporting violence is now the legal way to stop someone from making fun of you.

Supreme Leader

Uncommon10.6%

People in North Korea are now calling you their Supreme Leader. Assassins are probably after you now...

This Guy Cheats...

Rare9.8%

How does this guy keep healing like that?

Targeting Systems

Rare9.6%

That's what he gets for buying secondhand missiles.

Not the Hair!

Rare9.4%

You sure messed up Donald Thump's hair real bad. He did not look happy.

Cannonballs of Steel

Rare9.1%

You showed Cap'n Crenshaw who has the bigger cannonballs.