Mr. Massagy: Mayo Edition
interactive achievement guide, roadmap & tracker

Moooom! Somebody likes me!

Match a date on Linger

93.5% Common

93.5% Common

Match a date on Linger

Nope!

Reject a date on Linger!

92.5% Common

92.5% Common

Reject a date on Linger!

Yes yes yes!

Get a high intensity massagy

89.7% Common

89.7% Common

Get a high intensity massagy

You blew it!

Fail any date.

89.5% Common

89.5% Common

Fail any date.

Tutorial with a happy ending

Get a massagy with Rial

88.1% Common

88.1% Common

Get a massagy with Rial

It's something...

Get two stars in any date.

88.1% Common

88.1% Common

Get two stars in any date.

You can see the hits!

Hit the Mayo 5 times!

85.5% Common

85.5% Common

Hit the Mayo 5 times!

No brainer

Hit 20 times!

85.1% Common

85.1% Common

Hit 20 times!

Trimmed hearts

Hit 50 times!

84.7% Common

84.7% Common

Hit 50 times!

Red Bikini!

This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)

84.2% Common

84.2% Common

This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)

Young Boy

I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)

83.9% Common

83.9% Common

I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)

Something important

A Story About Life. (120 hits)

83.5% Common

83.5% Common

A Story About Life. (120 hits)

Balls of yarn

Amazing Story (150 hits)

83.0% Common

83.0% Common

Amazing Story (150 hits)

Micro downsizing

Hit 200 times!

82.5% Common

82.5% Common

Hit 200 times!

20th century diet

Hit 350 times!

80.2% Common

80.2% Common

Hit 350 times!

Careful with the claws

Get a massagy with Nicole

80.1% Common

80.1% Common

Get a massagy with Nicole

Go eat cake

Hit 500 times!

78.7% Common

78.7% Common

Hit 500 times!

Nosey Caesar

Hit 550 times!

77.7% Common

77.7% Common

Hit 550 times!

You beat the Tuto-Rial!

Get three stars with Rial

77.2% Common

77.2% Common

Get three stars with Rial

Club

Hit 700 times!

76.5% Common

76.5% Common

Hit 700 times!

It hurts so gooood...

Get a massagy with Janein

75.4% Common

75.4% Common

Get a massagy with Janein

You win some, you lose some!

Fail 5 dates.

73.7% Common

73.7% Common

Fail 5 dates.

Cheetah

Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)

72.5% Common

72.5% Common

Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)

Rock Star!

Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)

71.5% Common

71.5% Common

Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)

Watch the colesterol

Got three stars with Mayo

71.0% Common

71.0% Common

Got three stars with Mayo

Short timer

Hit 1500 times!

70.2% Common

70.2% Common

Hit 1500 times!

The Box of Love

Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)

70.2% Common

70.2% Common

Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)

Sugar daddy time!

Get three stars with Sarah

69.8% Common

69.8% Common

Get three stars with Sarah

Gotta love these app features

Get a massagy with Martha

69.8% Common

69.8% Common

Get a massagy with Martha

Duck killed!

Get killed by Nicole

69.2% Common

69.2% Common

Get killed by Nicole

Slippery everywhere

Get a massagy with Mayo

69.2% Common

69.2% Common

Get a massagy with Mayo

Eh, it was serviceable

Get a low intensity massagy

68.7% Common

68.7% Common

Get a low intensity massagy

Rain

Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)

68.6% Common

68.6% Common

Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)

Topless!

Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)

68.3% Common

68.3% Common

Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)

That's… a lot of toys

Get a massagy with Sarah

68.3% Common

68.3% Common

Get a massagy with Sarah

What a dairy experience

Get a massagy with Dorothy

67.7% Common

67.7% Common

Get a massagy with Dorothy

Who you gonna massage?

Get a massagy with Anne

66.7% Common

66.7% Common

Get a massagy with Anne

Dad

Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

66.7% Common

66.7% Common

Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

Crème a la Mayo

Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

66.1% Common

66.1% Common

Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

Just kidding...

The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)

65.2% Common

65.2% Common

The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)

Moooossagy!

Get three stars with Dorothy

64.8% Common

64.8% Common

Get three stars with Dorothy

Knee record

Hit 3000 times!

64.7% Common

64.7% Common

Hit 3000 times!

Ordinary

Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

64.5% Common

64.5% Common

Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Z's

Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)

64.4% Common

64.4% Common

Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)

How does this even work?

Get a massagy with Papu Aiye

64.3% Common

64.3% Common

Get a massagy with Papu Aiye

Banana!

Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

64.2% Common

64.2% Common

Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Yo, where's your mojo?

Fail 10 dates.

63.5% Common

63.5% Common

Fail 10 dates.

Move

Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)

63.1% Common

63.1% Common

Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)

Potato!

Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

62.7% Common

62.7% Common

Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Poking around

Tap the Mayonnaise

62.7% Common

62.7% Common

Tap the Mayonnaise

Blonde bombshell!

Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)

62.5% Common

62.5% Common

Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)

Muscles

Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

62.5% Common

62.5% Common

Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

Identity issues...

Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

62.2% Common

62.2% Common

Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

Mother trucker!

Get three stars with Martha

62.1% Common

62.1% Common

Get three stars with Martha

Part of life

Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

62.0% Common

62.0% Common

Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

Cheesy Rap

Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

61.8% Common

61.8% Common

Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Catsup

Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

61.8% Common

61.8% Common

Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Best Seller

It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

61.8% Common

61.8% Common

It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Philosophy

Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)

61.7% Common

61.7% Common

Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Don't put your massage in crazy, man

Get three stars with Janein

61.7% Common

61.7% Common

Get three stars with Janein

Talking about life

Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

61.2% Common

61.2% Common

Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

I hope that's ectoplasm

Get three stars with Anne

61.1% Common

61.1% Common

Get three stars with Anne

Venus-wise

Hit 5000 times!

61.1% Common

61.1% Common

Hit 5000 times!

Awoo!

Get three stars with Nicole

61.0% Common

61.0% Common

Get three stars with Nicole

Glam Rock

Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

61.0% Common

61.0% Common

Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

I am Mayonnaise!

Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)

61.0% Common

61.0% Common

Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)

Red Cheetah

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

60.9% Common

60.9% Common

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Catch my cold!

Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

60.7% Common

60.7% Common

Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Real people are overrated.

Get three stars with Papu Aiye

60.7% Common

60.7% Common

Get three stars with Papu Aiye

Screwed

Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

60.3% Common

60.3% Common

Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Cupcake delight!

Get three stars with Cake-chan

60.2% Common

60.2% Common

Get three stars with Cake-chan

Support!

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

60.0% Common

60.0% Common

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

Elephant fun times!

Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

59.7% Common

59.7% Common

Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

Vanished...

Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

59.6% Common

59.6% Common

Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

A Mime?

In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

59.4% Common

59.4% Common

In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

Butter me up!

Get a massagy with Cake-chan

59.2% Common

59.2% Common

Get a massagy with Cake-chan

I'm just a mayo.

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

58.5% Common

58.5% Common

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

One-handed rough n' tough

Get a massagy with Tiffany

58.0% Common

58.0% Common

Get a massagy with Tiffany

Expert Datemeister

Date all dates!

57.7% Common

57.7% Common

Date all dates!

*The Crow movie pun*

Hit 8000 times!

56.3% Common

56.3% Common

Hit 8000 times!

An ingredient to rule them all

Hit 10000 times!

55.6% Common

55.6% Common

Hit 10000 times!

What do we do now?

Unlock all the achievements in My Name is Mayo!

53.8% Common

53.8% Common

Unlock all the achievements in My Name is Mayo!

A job of hands

Get three stars with Tiffany

52.7% Common

52.7% Common

Get three stars with Tiffany

You'll be alone forever...

Fail 20 dates.

52.2% Common

52.2% Common

Fail 20 dates.

Smooth Criminal

Get 3 stars with all the dates

48.9% Common

48.9% Common

Get 3 stars with all the dates

Proud of your work!

Discover Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.

47.4% Common

47.4% Common

Discover Johnny's true job in Sarah's date.