Winner, winner, chicken dinner
Finish one game
The Josh Award
You tried...
Skill Shot
Hit an enemy rocket out of the air.
Now you're just showing off
Hit 100 enemy rockets out of the air.
Mid-Air Collide-a-thon
Hit ten enemy rockets out of the air.
It's kinda fun, isn't it?
Finish ten games
Goodbye
Exit the game.
Fudge da po-po
Stick it to the man
Don't you have anything better to do with your life?
Finish one hundred games