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Genital Jousting - Achievement guide & roadmap

Guide & roadmap

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Do Steam achievements work offline?
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Has a single-player mode?
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Has a multi-player mode?
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Difficulty affects achievements?
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# playthroughs required for 100%?
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Achievements
28
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0/224 0% complete
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Achievements

Type
28,0,0,0,0,0 28 Unknown
Missable
28,0,0,0,0,0 28 Unknown
Glitchy?
28,0,0,0 28 Not-glitched

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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

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Go Left

Move to the left.

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Go Right

Move to the right.

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Meet Your Maker

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Summer Job

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Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.

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Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

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Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

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Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.

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Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.

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Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

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Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

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Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

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Appalling Appetite

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Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.

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A Better John

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Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

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Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

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Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.

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Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.

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Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

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The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

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My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.

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Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

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Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

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Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.

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Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.

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Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.

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