POSTAL 2
achievement guide & roadmap
Dick Message
2.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
PooMasher
2.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Hobo Sexual
2.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
R. Kelly's Protege
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
52.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Duck Dynasty
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
41.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Here, Wilfred
Gained your first dog helper.
37.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Chapelle's Show
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Taxidermy with Chuck Testa
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
37.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Michonne ain't got nothin' on me
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Someone's got a case of the Mondays!
Survived Monday.
38.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
C U Next Tuesday
Survived Tuesday.
23.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!
Survived Wednesday.
18.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays
Survived Thursday.
13.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Workin' for the Weekend
Survived Friday.
11.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Screw Bill Lumbergh!
Survived Saturday.
9.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
I swear, I thought it was a home fill
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
7.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Cesar Millan is Gay
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
4.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale
Roasted 30 people with fire.
14.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Rebecca Black's Nightmare
Totaled 30 cars.
6.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Hello, Newman
Kicked 30 dogs.
3.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Darth Maul'd!
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
9.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Reddit would be proud.
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
6.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Pussy on a Pedestal
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
3.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
12.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Uncle T-Bag
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
3.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Do you even Enzyte, bro?
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
19.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Running With Scissors
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
7.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!
Killed over 1,000 people.
11.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
14.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Lieberman is our Leader!
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
22.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
16.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Can't Touch This
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
11.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Ginger Mint
4.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Ode to Eddings
2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Bitches Love Cake
2.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Fear and Loathing
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
3.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
SeƱor Cornballer
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
5.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
13.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Rick Grimes 4 Life
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
6.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Anustart!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
2.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
40 Year Old Virgin
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
2.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Rich on Reddit
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
2.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
CAN YOU DIG IT?!
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
2.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Planet of the Apes: The Musical
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
2.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Scientology Level: OT VIII
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
2.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Fur Sure!
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
20.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
26.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Where's Mr. McGibblets?
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
12.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Finkle IS Einhorn!
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
26.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Anger Management With Roger Clemens
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
6.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Shiva Blast
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
6.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Don't taze me, bro!
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
3.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
I Am Legend
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
6.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
I should buy a boat
Read the newspaper every day.
6.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Friend of Dorothy
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
49.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Officer McLovin'
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
33.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Paid the Piper
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
9.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Well, aren't YOU a badass
Kicked open a door.
45.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you
Put out someone that's on fire.
30.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
It's sterile and I like the taste
Sucked down your own piss.
28.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
21.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
FAB-U-LOUS!
Wore all three outfits.
10%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
I don't need virgins for this
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
4.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
A-Rod Who?
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
6.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Door Mat
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
11.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Chuck Norris'd!
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
8.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
One time, at band camp...
Saved the marching band from explody death.
4.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
There's always money in the banana stand
6.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
SCREW that game!
3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Found 'em faster than GWB
5.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Gotta pay the Troll Toll
11.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
John Rambo'd!
4.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Gary vs. a Giant Penis
2.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
You are not alone
9.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Thanks for the money!
Finished all seven days.
6.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
GABAGOOOOOL!
Reunited with an old friend.
5.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Holocaust: Part Deux
Reunited with an old enemy.
4.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Rain on your Wedding Day
Reunited with an old flame.
4.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
3.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Better than POSTAL III
Rescued your loyal companion.
2.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
My Name is Jesus
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
1.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Harder than r/gonewild
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
1.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Adderall4All
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
1.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Ape Rape
3.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
BioShocked
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
3.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Reddit's Famous Double Dong
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
3.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
You Snow Nothing John Blow
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
2.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
RAFIBOMB!!!
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
4.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet