Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
achievement guide & roadmap
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
45.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
45%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
34.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
44.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
21.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
12.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
28.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
13.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
59.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
35.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
48.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
12.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
41.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
20.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
37.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
37.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
32.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
35.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
44.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
29.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
32.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Breaking The Mold
44.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
34.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
22.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet