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Goat Simulator - Achievement guide & roadmap

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Has a single-player mode?
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Has a multi-player mode?
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Difficulty affects achievements?
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# playthroughs required for 100%?
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Achievements
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Achievements

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136,0,0,0,0,0 136 Unknown
Missable
136,0,0,0,0,0 136 Unknown
Glitchy?
136,0,0,0 136 Not-glitched

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Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

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Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

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What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

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Angel Goat

Do no evil

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Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

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Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

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Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r455365428

LOEK Master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

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Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

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Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r853901091

Rymdskepp I Rymden

Travel to space!

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r763251560

A Story About My Goat

I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement

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Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

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Ling Ling Into Battle Go

Fight the turtles

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Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

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Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

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Goat Of The Hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

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A Story About My Elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

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Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

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Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

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Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

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Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

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Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

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The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

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Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

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One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

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Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r287222117

Is That A Goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r552526896

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

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I Freaking Love Goats

Find all collectibles on level 7

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r235551211

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

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Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

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Boat Ride

Enjoy your trip

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Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

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Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

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Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

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Excalitgoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

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Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

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Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

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Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

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I am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

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Jörgen

Jörgen

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Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

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Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

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Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r662507131

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

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Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

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Not Again

Get deviously trapped again

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Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r874595443

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r287182143

Steal the Show

Do a card trick at the magician

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Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

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Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

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The Charter Trip

Visit all zones on the MMO level

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r158707333

The Goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r655492360

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r570726194

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r759962006

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

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Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

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Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

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You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r968076887

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r103977045

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

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Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r444722585

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

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Le Voyage Dans la Lune

A Trip to the Moon.

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GoatBall

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

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What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

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Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

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Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

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The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

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The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

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Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.

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Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r274953935

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r156264351

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships

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Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r268740071

The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r388990981

NERD!

Find all collectibles

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I wanna be a baahlionaire

Gather $1000000

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My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r291870811

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r260156431

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the Podrunner.

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Splishy splashy

Visit the badehaus.

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The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

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