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NotCoD™ - Achievement guide & roadmap

Guide & roadmap

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Difficulty affects achievements?
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Achievements
73
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Achievements

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73,0,0,0,0,0 73 Unknown
Missable
73,0,0,0,0,0 73 Unknown
Glitchy?
73,0,0,0 73 Not-glitched

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Not A Moron

Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game.

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To War!

Complete Basic Training.

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Down And Dirty

Complete Mission 1.

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A Jolly Jaunt

Complete Mission 2.

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Who You Gonna Call?

Complete Mission 3.

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Clowning Around

Complete Mission 4.

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Ashes To Ashes

Complete Mission 5.

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God Is On Your Side...

Complete Mission 6.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r685174549

...Just Kidding! He’s Not

Complete Mission 7.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r257006791

Inner Demons

Complete Mission 8.

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Murder the Magnate

Complete Mission 9.

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Trench Foot

Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r657669980

Master Of My Own Fete

Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty.

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A Ghost Of A Chance

Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r124401961

Crashing The Castle

Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r170878913

A Grave Mistake

Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty.

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Heil Mary, Full Of Grace

Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r429279473

You're Locked In Here With Me!

Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty.

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Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty.

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r804068812

Ozymandias

Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty.

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To Be Continued...

Complete Call of Judy.

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Or Was It Judith?

Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty.

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Slayer Of Sponge

Destroy a totally innocent cake.

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Decturion

Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets.

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Centurion.

Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets.

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Milturion.

Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets.

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Splash!

Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion.

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KABOOM!

Blow up.

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Get Mounted

Complete your first mounted gun section.

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Hole Puncher

Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer.

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Do You Know Who I Am?

Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement.

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Baptised

Sponge. That. Sinner!

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Live Dangerously

Ride the Ferris Wheel.

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Useless Information...

Find your first piece of Intel.

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...Or Surprising Insights?

Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy.

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Ice Cold

Destroy every ice cream van.

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Duck, Duck, Mousse

Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train.

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Lingerer

Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete.

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I Need No Announcement

Destroy every tannoy at the Fete.

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Thus Spake Kenneth

Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete.

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He Shoots, He Scores!

Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet.

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The Gospel According To Murdoch

Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum.

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Silence Is Golden

Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum.

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Nothing To Hide

Investigate the Surveillance system.

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Piece Of Pie

Discover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum.

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Patience Of A Saint

Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room.

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Sunday Schooling

Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath.

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A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced

Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete.

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We’ve Been Here Before…

Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again.

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PC Master Race

Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse.

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Pure-Bred Console Player

Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller.

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Oh Boy, A Friend!

Play split-screen.

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Sorry, No Refunds

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Collateral Damage

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Told You So

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Tomb Raider

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The Church's Dirty Little Secret

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Future Shock One

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These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombies

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What Is Dead May Never Die

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If You Want Something Done Right…

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There But For The Grace Of God…

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Joseph's Favourite Son

This div will be opened in a lightbox achievement-lightbox-r228179414

Feelin' Lucky, Punk?

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Gazzer's Revenge

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Open Wide

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Offshore Account

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Well I’ll Be Damned

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0WN3D

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PWN3D

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The People's Republic Of NotGames

Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect.

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NotBad

Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty.

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Doing What's Necessary

Put Denis Down.

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