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Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Buried your first body.
Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Buried 10 bodies.
Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Upgraded the church.
Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Made a gold-star dinner.
Made a gold-star wine.
Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Upgraded the church for the second time.
Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Dungeon level 10 cleared!
You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
There can be only one.
Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Buried 50 bodies.
Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Caught 10 different types of fish.
Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.