No missable achievements (plus 39 unknown)
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Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Visit the options screen.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Play as Darren for the first time.
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
Get sliced by the harvester.
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Play as David for the first time.
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
All this counting is boring.
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Complete the Game.
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
You splat the rat.
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
Listen to all the radio stations.
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
Listen to entire rap.
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
Complete London without dying.