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Third time's a charm.
Light speed is too slow!
Have Helium – Will Travel
Animals don't belong in cages.
The old switcheroo.
I think that robot fluffed into my coffee.
Enjoy your fall.
Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths
When shall we three meet again?
Three of a kind beats king high.
Throw me something, Mister!
What has been seen cannot be unseen.
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Not that I actually need it.
Doors – useful AND sexy.
Self-sacrifices and bla.
Mirror mirror on the wall...
Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea!
I'd be an amazing dad!
Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter.
Pirates have feelings, too.
Tell it to the marines!
Elysium in hand's reach...
I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes.
So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public?
The hardest part is letting go.
He's just no fun person to hang out with.
Disco ain't dead!
At least I got the lyrics right.
Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo.
They seemed a bit bitey.
Which place do I stick it in... ?
Where's the fume extractor hood?
Cut my life into pieces.
I didn't mean to wind her up.
The darkest Room Escape Game ever.
Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
You jump, I jump … not!
Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out!
Does this smell like chloroform?
Didn't feel a thing.
15 minutes of fame.
Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire!
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
So what? It's the only peep-show in town.
Admit it: That was dumb luck!
He'll get around somehow.
Picking at fresh wounds.
High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion.
You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs.