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Every survivor deserves an Oscar. So it goes.
An immortal Chicken on a stick makes an excellent dielectric. We do not recommend trying this in real life, unless you have an immortal chicken and an immortal you.
It's indecent to fart on Earth, but farting in space can save your life by giving your body acceleration at the last moment.
You can solve any case if you know for sure who you want to blame.
It's warm in underpants, and you can hibernate in winter if you have a whole lot of them!
Congratulations! If you didn't cheat, then you are helping the industry to develop! In some way, not necessarily in the right one.
You are immune to criticism. You are simply THE best. Everything your hands get to touch and create is GENIUS. This achievement is unique and is meant to be given to no one but you. Everyone else has a fake copy of it.
When you jogged for three days in a row, prepared yourself mentally to serve in the army, boasted that you were going to be a paratrooper, and then suddenly failed all medical tests — can this be considered as "almost served", or not?
Someone else's pass works just like someone else's diploma: it allows you to connect to engineering terminals and boast that you're a hacker while simply touching "Yes"/"No" on monitors.
There's no point in heroically covering a barrel of a beam weapon with your chest. You can, if you like, but in this case, it's just not necessary. If you really want to do it, don't forget to turn the weapon off first.
The ignition of natural gas can cause not only a heated argument on some online forum but also a 20% increase in the flight speed with accelerators.
It's really easy to herd cows in space: just pile them up in a heap and don't touch them until the rescuers come.
Completing the third chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the second one. That's how it is.
Completing the second chapter will be almost as difficult as completing the third one. That's how it is.
Scanning the dead product of genetic engineering will help the spacesuit to replenish its library of useless images. And it might be possible to sell these pictures to the newspapers if need be.
Labor turned ape into a... more muscular ape. You have unique destruction skills, now your delicate workmanship with the handy scrapper will cause more damage to everything you touch with it.
The dead people flying around are highly unlikely to say "wow!" to your highly polished brand new ZAZ but it's still nice to enjoy the ride with the wind... Or without it...
The artist can offend and draw anyone. Usually, this happens simultaneously.
You are a rebel at heart, a rebel by nature, and a rebel by horoscope. Down with other people's advice! Stick your fingers in…
It's very easy to determine a person's mental disorder by the color of his spacesuit. Especially if you're a charlatan. A real professional will try to find and add all the other possible signs of the illness.
It would be an awful thing to open coffins if we weren't talking about their back panel containing the control panel. And since it's all about the control panel, then all is well, and you can proceed to open it.
If you press any broken button persistently, something will definitely happen. Maybe the button will break, or maybe even your finger.
If you mess around with electricity for a long time, you might get immune to it. Probably. But it's better not to try it.
The vacuum cleaner can not only help to clean the apartment quickly but can also rush through space and time like a jet motorbike. So convenient!
It may seem that making a hundred or two shots is not so difficult, but when each shot is worth the cost of a whole space station, it's a completely different story.
Finding and counting dead coffin robots is an interesting and extremely educational activity, although it's absolutely useless. If only there would be the living ones…
Attacking a security robot is a felony, even if no one saw you do it. On the other hand, it is still a felony, so there is nothing good about it.
"It's a bad thing to destroy the whole garbage collecting infrastructure for selfish purposes," so my mother says. Although who cares, anyway? Isn't that a cleaner robot in the distance?
When your life hangs in the balance, oxygen is left for one breath, the world is in danger, and death and suffering surround you — fly through all the rings!