Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator achievement guide & roadmap



No missable achievements (plus 18 unknown)

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Mic Drop

Win your first argument.

I Know Insults!

Play the basic tutorial.

Learn The Meaning of Life

Complete the Insulting Tournament.

It's Getting Crowded

Unlock two additional characters.


Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.

The B Word

Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".

Don't Tell a Soul

Unlock a secret character.


Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".

No, You Are

Compose a phrase with "You are silly".

How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?

Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista".

The Number of The Beast

Mention Satan 6 times.

What Are You Doing in England?

Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".

Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook

Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".

Sparking Controversy

Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".

Say No More

Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography".

It Gets Boring After An Hour

Play more than 100 duels.

It's Elementary

Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".

Family Matters

Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".