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A horse is the fastest way to travel for an adventurer in the medieval times but it poops. - Let your horse take a dump in the Endless Journey main menu.
Recipe: take a bucket and smash it to a Smashing then let it fly for 1 sec, lastly behead the bucket. Shazam you have a Smashtastic! - Make a Smashtastic. #Smashtastic
Recipe: take a bucket, then powerful push a wooden stick to the center of his chest. Lastly let it fly with enough force and you get a Smashing. Repeat 10 times for a delicious achievement. - Make 10 Smashing. #Smashing
Add some explosives to a joust and you get a medival blockbuster! - Joust a bucket or horse into a mine. #Bucketbuster #Horsesplosion
Bodies need to fly and heads need to roll! - Behead 10 Buckets. #Beheaded
Finish the normal Story mode campaign.
Hats are head enhancement gear, hats are free, hats can be found in presents, hats are randomly generated, hats can be shared, hats look nice on your head but hats can not be bought. Find one of those hats in the Endless Mode.
Reach a golden bridge in one of the Endless Journey modes. [+Unlock Reward]
Yes, this cake, including the cherry on top, is not a lie! Let your horse eat it and make sure it does not explode while doing so. To clarfiy: the horse is what you have to keep from exploding while the cake needs to get absorbed by the stomach.
Now you get the idea: there can be never enough smashed buckets! - Smash 100 Buckets.
Unlock all 6 power ups: Big Boom Cannon, Ghost Rider, Pegasus Wings, Second Sight Clock, Shield & Armor and Unicorn Rainbows. [+Unlock Reward]
Get yourself a giant meat burger and eat it all up. But first check your belly radius or just pray that you don't explode!
Destroy a tier 2 armor or higher till it breaks off and everyone can see your underpants! You better laid out the best, this morning, for this occasion. (Your underwear is generated by a algorithm that takes your personality in account.)
You truly know how to smash those buckets to pieces when you manage to do it 10 times! #Smashtastic
It is magical, glorious, magnificent and all out spectacular while you wear it on your unworthy head. Show some respect for the hat and bow in front of it! All glory to the hat!
Unlock all 7 Characters: the Knight, the Soldier Knight, the Master Knight, the Princess, the King, the Skeleton King and the Horned Bucket Head. [+Unlock Reward]
As the old worldly wisdom says: successful men burn all their bridges but only after they passed them first! - Destroy 200 bridges.
Someone said those roads could even be more dangerous if those banners and needle trees would be knocked over and lay on those roads. Nobody says here that someone should do that. Someone else said your right hand would get cut off as punishment when you get caught. On the other hand someone distributes gold in your hands for each knocked over. - Destroy 200 banners/needle trees.
Let someone else open the gate for you. How about a bucket near to it and if he doesn't get the idea you might need to force him. - Throw a bucket through a graveyard gate. #Bouncer
You have to get all medival in this game, when there are no balls you gotta use bucket heads and skulls to make your Home Runs. Just joust them very far! - Make 10 Home Runs. #Home-Run
All your dead heroes get saved in the cloud. Somewhere in the menus you will find a button that will lead you to them so you can honor their deaths!
Make use of the safety rope while not fearing any consequences which could occur. (All possbile outcomes of the usage have been clearly hightlighted in the fine print of your safety rope manual. We can not be made responsible for any missing manuals that could have been lost in the transport of your safety rope nor will we replace any missing manuals.)
When you manage this you are a true white knight who throws out each and every one of these that make those princesses squeak. - Throw away 100 Spiders.
To them you are just a tinned snack. Better don't let them put their teeth in you and instead smack them through the air. - Smack 100 bats.
Buckets are not only good for jousting, they are also useful for filling them with water! - Throw 20 Horned-Bucket-Heads into the water. #Water-Bucket
-He is cold as ice -Wins all fights -His cheeks those of peaches -There is nothing that could reach it -His powerfulness and his bum -Only over shadowed by the power of the sun
You have been chosen to eliminate the most evil snowman of all the evil snowmen! In this completely free DLC special extra mission (that was already in the game and still is) you have to put a lance through Hitler's frozen heart and destroy him for once and for all. (He is hiding between all the other evil snowmen.)
Complete the quest for a trickshot where you have to hit two things with one cannonball. [+Quest Reward]
Complete the quest for inbetween where you have to be inside physical things for at least 100 feet with a single ghost power up. [+Quest Reward]
Complete the quest for crushing where you have to destroy 8 things with a single shield and armor power up. [+Quest Reward]
Make no difference between evil and good snowmen and just smash them all to snowy bits! - Destroy 100 Snowmen.
Those Skeletons are always moving clumsly into your way, make them all pay and shatter them to pieces! - Shatter 100 Skeletons.
Complete the quest for rainbows where you have to ride over 7 Rainbows with one power up. [+Quest Reward]
Sometimes those peasants want to drink something hot instead of lousy water, so you gotta fill some buckets with lava. - Throw 10 Horned-Bucket-Heads into the lava. (Kicking with your foot prohibited.) #Lava-Bucket
Sometimes burned and scorched is not enough, sometimes it needs to be really crispy! - Throw 25 creatures into the lava. #Crispy
Reach a diamond bridge in one of the Endless Journey modes. [+Unlock Reward]
Complete the quest for flying where you have to fly a distance of 30 feet. [+Quest Reward]
Complete the quest for slower time where you have to slow down time for a total of 2 seconds with a single clock power-up. [+Quest Reward]
Craft the new castle with enough gold and treasures after finishing the story mode. [+Magic Lance Reward]
Contract an insurance then ensure a big payday by making a scratches combo that it atleast x10. (Yes, insurances work with combos but only in video games.)
You always had a feeling that those bucket's were capable of more. Use your inner rocket scientist, apply higher physic mathematics and calculate the parable with the force and some luck. - Joust 10 buckets or horses into wooden targets. #On-Target
Let 500 heroes die. (Not necessary on purpose) [+Unlock Reward]
Collect those hats and equip each of the 7 characters with a hat! Those hats need to be something else then the default ones. The hats have to be of randomly generated types. They can not be special extra hats.
Travel overall 500000 feet in Endless Journey. [+Unlock Reward]
Eat overall 1000 meat and/or apples in the Starve or Blow Up mode. [+Unlock Reward]
Eat more then humanly possible or horse-ly possible. In the Rogue Rider Mode you have to eat more then the maximum of 10 fat without exploding. You got to use magic to make this possible!
Just because everything gets more delicious with a big portion of explosives. - Throw a creature into a mine. #Busted
Lend you some hands or arms, the finger is pointed at those spiders, they are armed with some, lay your hands on them, it is in your hands to use them in a handy way where they will fell some trees for you without you lifting a finger and keeping them at arm's length. A achievement may be handed to you! - Use 10 spiders to fell 10 trees. #Eight-Armed-Logger
Big or small, cute or nasty, nice or mean, just you make it splash! - Throw 50 creatures into the water. #Splashy
They might be little but their fireballs are devastating. It is time that someone cut them down to size with some good old slaps! - Slap away 100 little dragons.
Finish the first person Story mode campaign.
Complete all 35 Quests.
And you thought only a fool would want to step into your boots and set out in this cruel world. But here is someone to proof you wrong, that is of course when you give him a nice sum of extra motivation.
When you manage to make it to a village it is time to spend all your hard earned gold! Visit all the shops a village has to offer.
Finish the bird's eye Story mode campaign
This achievement is just here to document this embarrassing incident. Well, some people will insist that managing to do such thing is also a accomplishment.
The want to lick you, take you and then swallow you! Strike them and they might reconsider their plan. - Strike 100 Toads.
You got to find Santa and then poke him. -Why? Ask Santas glorious belly. It basically begs for it!
Finish all 3 Story mode campaigns with atleast bronze medals in all levels.
Let your horse(s) poop 10000 horse apples. [+Unlock Reward]
Equip yourself with the highest tier armor which will guarantee you to make a glorious impression on every knights party. It also increases your chance for survival in this cruel world.
Carry 5 of each diamond type with you but remember you can't eat them!
Finish all 3 Story mode campaigns with atleast silver medals in all levels.
There is no shame or weakness in mourning on the old mans grave (which is basically the grave of you your previous self). Take this achievement to give you some comfort in your pain.
Finish all 3 Story mode campaigns with gold medals in all levels.
Let a Blacksmith repair a armor which is completely destroyed. With all those pieces missing, in no time and that all for a flat price - he really is the most talented and most humble craftsman from here to the edge of the world!
The boulders you are rolling with are the biggest but you gotta make sure to show it to everyone while the beats are banging out your ...wait, just speed it up 3 times with your lance and don't mind any casualties it rolls over!
Find and reach The Artifact of Insanity wonder of the world.
Throw those bats like they were batarengs and hit some bright green glowing popping popculture baloney ballon things in the batcave! - Pop 10 mushrooms with bats. #Batareng
Find and reach The Pillar of The World wonder of the world.
Find and reach The Gargantuan Pearl wonder of the world.
Find and reach the Stairs to The Sky wonder of the world.
Find and reach The Colossus of Bogussus wonder of the world.
Throw a mine bomb and then roll it for 100 knight feed without having it explode. Make sure to make it hop over obstacles and don't accidentally hit the ignite button!
Find and reach The Tree of Life wonder of the world.
Find and reach The Garden of Paradise wonder of the world.
Find and reach all seven of the wonders of the world over the course of multiple games.