Blue-Collar Astronaut achievement guide & roadmap



No missable achievements (plus 43 unknown)

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Got further than Don

Next stop, riches!

Student loan unlocked!

What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?

Master of student loans

Not one, but two for the price of two!

Dr. Loans DSD.

Doctorate prestige will vary.

10-4 Good Buddy

You've trucked all there is to truck.


All that glitters is not Au.

Trail Blazer

Who put these cones here?

Master of the normal

Aint nobody done normals like me.

Pizza Perfect

The pizza is safe… for now.

Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing

We make mascots and dabble in insurance.

You're a hero!

Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.


Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.

Thanks for playing!

...and thanks for checking out the credits!

These things happen

Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.

Oh no!

If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

One year in

It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

There can only be one

Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.

Hey! I'm napping here!

Let sleeping truckers lie.


Stared into the void. Laughed.

No money back

Pizza on time. Every. Time.

I pity the schoo!

Teacher's pet.

Get it there cheap

Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

Sleep is overrated

Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Pizza without fail

No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

With honors

The classiest of the top of the class.

The way of the space road

Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Keep those expenses low

Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

Kid genius

Finished school in under 10 minutes!

Living on a prayer

WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

Loan down!

The future is bright…er!

Done did everything

You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

<Insert kitty poster>

Hang in there.

Semi… expensive

Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

Pizza robot got nothin' on me

In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Keep it topped off

You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Payin' down the plastic

Look at you. So responsible.

Outta my grill

Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion

The hardcore do understand.

Master of time

Time is relatively precious.

Buy more sticky notes

A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.


This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

Not a scratch!

The resale value has held up amazingly!

Asteroid defense could use more funding

It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.