No missable achievements (plus 40 unknown)
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Win your first race.
Run over an opponent’s fallen body, adding insult to an already pretty painful injury. You monster.
Buy an upgrade.
Boost without crashing, 20 times.
Get taken out by a UFO laser.
Fully upgrade a single kart aspect.
Expertly explode 20 pensioners with the use of a rocket.
Use an EMP 20 times successfully.
Slip up 20 people’s Sunday drive with some oil.
Get gold in all races in the village.
Successfully use a shield to block 20 attacks.
Get gold in all races in the showdown.
Get 1 Crazy Granddad item.
Get gold in all races in the town.
Hose 20 oldies with the Uzi.
Get gold in all races in the farm.
Get gold in all races in the graveyard.
Fully upgrade your kart.
Take your online points total past 10, proving that old people and the Internet isn’t a disaster waiting to happen.
Run over 5 bikers.
Knock 5 skaters off the road.
Win a single network multiplayer race, your first step to world domination.
Amass over 50 points online, it’s what Tim Berners-Lee would have wanted.
Catch that Saturday Night Fever by winning a network race on a Saturday.
Why rest when you could be earning achievements. Win a network race on a Sunday.
Get the blow-up doll in the crazy Granddad game mode for an evening of pleasure with your very own plastic friend.
Win a network race on a Friday. Just avoid going down by the lake if you can.
Add to the mayhem by winning a network race on a Monday.
Win a network race on a Wednesday. Then celebrate by visiting the most duck filled pond you ever sat by.
Put your graceful driving to good use by winning a network race on a Tuesday.
Impress the mighty Thor with a network race victory on a Thursday.
Get a Snatch Item pair for double points and bragging rights down at the bingo club.
Snatch an item off an opponent in Snatch game mode. What has society come to!
Not a chance, take out your opponents and win a network race on Christmas day.
Add insult to injury by winning a network race on Halloween, Grim’s favourite day of the year.
Win a network race on Valentine’s Day and dedicate this achievement to that special someone.
You're an all rounder. Win a network race on each day of the week..