No missable achievements (plus 102 unknown)
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Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.
Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!
Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.
Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.
Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.
Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.
Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.
Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.
Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.
Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.
Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.
And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.
Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.
Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.
Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.
View a fine piece of framed artwork.
Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.
Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.
Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.
Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.
Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!
Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.
What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!
Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.
Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!
Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.
Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.
Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.
Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)
Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.
A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.
Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.
I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.
Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.
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Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.
Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.
Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.
Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...
Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.
Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!
Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.
Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.
Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.
The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.
Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.
Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)
Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!
Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.
Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.
Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.
Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.
Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.
Discover one of several secret codes.
Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.
Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!
Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.
Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.
Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.
Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.
Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.
Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.
Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!
Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.
Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?
Defeat all 5 mega bosses in their optional dungeons, on any difficulty.
Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.
Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.
Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.
Find all of the treasure chests in the underground labyrinth. (Not counting any rooms!)
Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.
Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...
Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.
Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Sól and Skadi on Epic difficulty.
Defeat all 5 bosses in the Temple of Trials, on any difficulty.
Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.
Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!
Defeat Telperion on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Open 600 treasure chests. Not even the developer knows exactly how many there are.
Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.
Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Neon Valhalla on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Vulcan on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the Crystal Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the killer android on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the dark priestess on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the horned demon on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the hungry golem on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the strongest being in the universe on Epic difficulty.
Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!
Beat the Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.
Beat the Miniboss Rush on Epic difficulty.
Beat the Foe Marathon on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.
Reach wave 30 in the Endless Battle.
Beat the Mega Boss Rush on Epic difficulty.