Hyperdrive Massacre achievement guide & roadmap



No missable achievements (plus 34 unknown)

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Starting Small

Play one round


Commit 5 suicides

No Joy

Commit 10 suicides


Play 10 rounds

Suicidal Tendencies

Commit 25 suicides

Mirror Mirror

Perform 20 kills by deflecting a bullet

Speed Racer

Score 500 points in Death Race


Score 5 own goals in Soccer

Cross Eyed

Play for 1 hour


Win a match without being killed once


Commit 50 suicides

Mile High Club

Travel a cumulative 500km

In the Fable, the Tortoise Wins

Everyone keep a ridiculously low average speed for the round

Square Eyes

Play for 2 hours


Play 50 rounds


Score 50 goals in Soccer


Perform 100 kills by deflecting a bullet


Score 50 points in Pong


Play for 4 hours

Full Throttle

Score 2000 points in Death Race


Score 30 own goals in Soccer

My Pals Come 'Round A Lot

Play 100 rounds

Joga Bonito

Score 100 goals in Soccer


Score 100 points in Pong

Super Dynamic Killing Time

Everyone keep a ridiculously high average speed for the round


Play for 10 hours

Hyperdrive Maraton

Travel a cumulative 3000km

Buy New Games Already

Play 500 rounds

We can't stop here

Score 8000 points in Death Race

The Beautiful Game

Score 500 goals in Soccer

Deepspace Gung-Ho

Realize 1,000,000 points in Deathmatch

Game set and match

Score 500 points in Pong

Hyperdrive Massacre

Realize a whoppin' 50,000,000 points in Deathmatch

Fair and Square

Realize 10,000,000 points in Deathmatch