Fist Puncher achievement guide & roadmap

Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?

Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!

Complete any level with Dr. Karate.

Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.

Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.

Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.

Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.

Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.

Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.

Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.

Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers

Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit

Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.

Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.

Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.

Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese

Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.

It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.

Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.

Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers

Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.

Complete any level with the Beekeeper.

Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.

Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.

Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.

Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.

Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.

Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.

Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.

Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.

Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.

Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.

Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.

Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.

Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove

Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.

Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich

Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.

Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.

Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.

Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.

Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.

Complete any level with O'Grady.

Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.

Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.

Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.

Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.

Complete any level with Preston Endicott.

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.

Complete any level with Kid Justice.

Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.

Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.

Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.

Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms

Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.

Complete any level with De Capitan.

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.

Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.

Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.

Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.

Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.

Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.

Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.

Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.

Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.

Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.

Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.

Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife

You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.

Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.

Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.

Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.

Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.

Defeat any level using Zotmeister.

Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.

Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.

Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.

Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.

Collect 100 unique items.

Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses

Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.

Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.

Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.

Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.