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Fist Puncher achievement guide & roadmap

 

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No missable achievements (plus 99 unknown)

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Wharf

Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?

Playmore Park

Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!

Dr. Karate

Complete any level with Dr. Karate.

Anarchy Way

Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.

King Street

Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.

Corpse Thrower

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.

Miss Canada

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.

Miss China

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.

Stabby Rascal Crimelord

Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.

Sobtanian Crimelord

Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.

Nude Beach

Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.

Subway Gas Attack

Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.

Orchards

Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.

Miss France

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.

Picnic Time

Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers

Fruit Kicker

Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit

Grizzly Yves Crimelord

Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.

Steroid Jackson

Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.

Miss Brazil

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.

Fuel Efficient Smack Down

Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.

Cheese Head

Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese

Dr. Karate Foot Power

Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.

Cultist Crusher

It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.

Brother Antlers Crimelord

Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.

Vegetarian Chef

Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers

6th Street Blockade

Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.

The Beekeeper

Complete any level with the Beekeeper.

Battle Royal

Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.

Nurse King-Fu Crimelord

Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.

Grave Digger

Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.

Hella Fistgerald

Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.

Take Out The Trash

Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.

Bill's Storage

Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.

Miss Japan

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.

Warehouse

Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.

Dry Viaduct

Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.

Miss USA

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.

So Thirsty

Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks

Miss Russia

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.

The Beekeeper Mega Swarm

Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.

Subway Pass

Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.

Miss UK

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.

Dracogen Lab

Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.

Salsa Party

Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove

Stripper Town

Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.

Junk Food Glutton

Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich

Lock 'n' Load

Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.

Hijackers Beware

Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!

Miss Mexico

Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.

Big Hans Crimelord

Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.

Side Scroller

Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.

Roger Crimelord

Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.

O'Grady

Complete any level with O'Grady.

Helicopters

Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.

General Kony Crimelord

Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.

Jump Kicker

Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.

Dr. Karate Kick Master

Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.

Preston Endicott

Complete any level with Preston Endicott.

High Fructose

Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.

Kid Justice

Complete any level with Kid Justice.

Foreign Object

Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.

Prison Warden

Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.

Hella Derby Smash

Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.

Bad Trip

Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms

Hella Heart Breaker

Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.

De Capitan

Complete any level with De Capitan.

Fan Favorites

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.

Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp

Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.

Karate Hell

Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.

The Beekeeper Fatal Sting

Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.

Steroid Jackson Back Breaker

Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.

O'Grady Boot + Face

Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.

Ash Vickers

Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.

Lady Chop Chop

Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.

O'Grady Stun Gun Happy

Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.

Steven Dengler

Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.

Preston Endicott Tornado Kick

Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.

DerbyBall All-Stars

Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.

Zombie Survival Kit

Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife

Dogsworth McFreedom

You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.

Kid Justice Bully Beatdown

Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.

The Milkman Crimelord

Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.

De Capitan Masked Avenger

Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.

Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash

Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.

Zotmeister

Defeat any level using Zotmeister.

De Capitan Low Blow

Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.

Quentin Le Loup

Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.

Hapless Romantic

Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose

One Percenters

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.

Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt

Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.

Above The Law

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.

Kid Keeper

Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.

Hoarder

Collect 100 unique items.

Coffee Shop Hipster

Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses

Video Grappler

Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.

Upstairs Downstairs

Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.

Chairman Kodoshin

Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.

Bash Brothers

Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.

Street Enforcers

Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.