Desert Child
achievement guide & roadmap
World's fastest pizza
Take a pizza delivery job.
41.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Well...this is low
Successfully rob a bike on the street.
37%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Two baboons at once
Destroy two enemies at the same time.
89.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
This is real fun
Chill for over an hour.
13.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
The stones on this guy
Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger.
12.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Is it this good every week?
Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
11.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
I'm the Lebanese Rambo!
Eat a snack pack without throwing up.
36.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Good morning video games
Start a new game plus.
14.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
C.R.E.A.M
Phone mom for a loan.
16.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Aquaman talks to water, not fish
Buy fish from the fishermen.
21%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
1991
Collect all secret tapes.
13.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Bean Machine
Eat all the bean types.
6.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Vicious
Fend off the police without being shot.
5.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
1.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Tony Jones
Buy every newspaper.
8.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
The Martian is a bad movie
Survive a full month on Mars.
7.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Root Vegetables
Beat the game.
9.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Moriyama-san
Complete your record collection.
11.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Two Baboons at once
Destroy two enemies at the same time
49.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Mr. Bean
Eat 5 bean types.
13.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Nice
Have 69% hunger.
11.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Well... this is low
Successfully rob a bike on the street
12.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Smarter than smoking
Never buy cigarettes.
6.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
THIS is REAL fun
Chill for over an hour
0.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
The absolute madman
Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike.
9.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
World’s fastest pizza
Take a pizza delivery job.
14.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
C.R.E.A.M.
Phone mom for a loan
2.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
I’m the Lebanese Rambo!
Eat a snack pack without throwing up
12.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Hello, this is Pablo
Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.
4.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Old
Have over $9000
11.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Good morning videogames!
Start a new game plus
3.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet