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Jazzpunk: Director's Cut achievement guide & roadmap

 

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No missable achievements (plus 24 unknown)

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59.2%

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

48.5%

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

45.1%

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

45%

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

44.8%

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

44.4%

Breaking The Mold

44.1%

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

41.9%

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

37.9%

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

37.1%

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

35.6%

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

35.1%

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

34.8%

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

34.2%

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

32.5%

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

32.4%

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

29.9%

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

28.1%

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

22.9%

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

21.1%

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

20.2%

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

13.5%

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

12.5%

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

12.5%

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant