Jazzpunk: Director's Cut achievement guide & roadmap



No missable achievements (plus 24 unknown)

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Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

Breaking The Mold

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options


Land awkwardly while diving at the pool


Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant