No missable achievements (plus 24 unknown)
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Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Win a round of pillow fight
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Serve a bloody mary
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Shatter all vases in the shop
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
Find and utilize a bidet
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Dial all phone menu options
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Visit all travel destinations in the world
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant