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Surgeon Simulator achievement guide & roadmap

 

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No missable achievements (plus 123 unknown)

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Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.

It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

Screw The Prime Directive

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.