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South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ achievement guide & roadmap

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Single-player only

Difficulty does NOT affect achievements

5 missable achievements (plus 29 unknown)

Guide 13% complete - please help finish it

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73.4%

Poco Chinpoko

Collectible, Optional,

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

72.5%

Shutout

Objective, Optional,

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

71.6%

Skilled Defender

Grind,

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

69.9%

New Kid On The Block

Story, Unmissable,

You have joined the KKK.

66.9%

First Day in South Park

Story, Unmissable,

You completed your first day in South Park.

66.8%

Weapon Proficiency

Grind,

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

64.6%

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

59.3%

Nonconformist

52.1%

Stay Down

Grind, Optional,

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

48.7%

Avenger

Objective, Optional,

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

48.6%

Stick Savior

48.3%

Chinpoko loco

Collectible, Optional,

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

47.7%

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

46.6%

Irritable Bowels

Objective, Optional,

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

46.3%

Made This for You

Objective, Optional,

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

45.5%

Junk Peddler

Grind, Optional,

You sold 300 junk items.

42%

Daddy Issues

Objective,

You befriended your father.

36%

Elven Hero

35.6%

Acceptance

35.5%

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

31.1%

KKK Hero

30.7%

Make it Rain!

Grind,

You've spent $500.

30.1%

Parkeologist

All-the-things, Optional,

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

23.6%

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

22.9%

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

16.1%

Are We Cool?

Objective, Missable,

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

14.5%

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

12.1%

Too Far

11.7%

Outpatient

11.5%

Day Walker

Objective, Missable,

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

11.5%

Gingivitis

Objective, Optional,

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

10.1%

Just Saying Hi

All-the-things, Optional,

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

9.2%

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

8.9%

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

7.8%

Inside Joke

7.1%

You bastards!

Grind,

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

6.9%

Perverted

6.8%

For the Hoarder

Objective, Missable,

You completed the game without selling any items.

6.7%

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

5.4%

Chinpokolypse

Collectible, Optional,

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

5.3%

Heisenberg

Objective, Missable,

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

4.1%

Face Hoff

Dog Whistle

Objective, Optional,

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

2.9%

No Child Left Behind

Objective, Missable,

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

2.4%

Truth to Power

All-the-things, Optional,

You farted on four major authority figures.

2.3%

Two Girls, One Stick

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

1.9%

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

1.8%

Full Arsenal

All-the-things,

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

1.8%

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.