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South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ achievement guide & roadmap

 

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Single-player only

Difficulty does NOT affect achievements

8 missable achievements (plus 26 unknown)

Guide 14% complete - please help finish it

Authors

Frenetic    shivars   
 

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Poco Chinpoko

Collectible, Optional,

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Shutout

Objective, Optional,

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Skilled Defender

Grind,

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

New Kid On The Block

Story, Unmissable,

You have joined the KKK.

First Day in South Park

Story, Unmissable,

You completed your first day in South Park.

Weapon Proficiency

Grind,

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Nonconformist

Stay Down

Grind, Optional,

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Avenger

Objective, Optional,

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Stick Savior

Chinpoko loco

Collectible, Optional,

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

Irritable Bowels

Objective, Optional,

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Made This for You

Objective, Optional,

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Junk Peddler

Grind, Optional,

You sold 300 junk items.

Daddy Issues

Objective,

You befriended your father.

Elven Hero

Acceptance

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

KKK Hero

Make it Rain!

Grind,

You've spent $500.

Parkeologist

All-the-things, Optional,

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Are We Cool?

Objective, Missable,

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Too Far

Outpatient

Missable, SP-only,

Defeat Kenny while having contracted Dire AIDS

Day Walker

Objective, Missable,

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Gingivitis

Objective, Optional,

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Just Saying Hi

All-the-things, Optional,

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Inside Joke

Missable, SP-only,

Call on Mr. Slave's power while in Mr. Slave.

You bastards!

Grind,

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Perverted

For the Hoarder

Objective, Missable,

You completed the game without selling any items.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Chinpokolypse

Collectible, Optional,

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

Heisenberg

Objective, Missable,

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Face Hoff

Missable, SP-only,

Defeat Kenny while having the David Hasselhoff nose job.

Dog Whistle

Objective, Optional,

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

No Child Left Behind

Objective, Missable,

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Truth to Power

All-the-things, Optional,

You farted on four major authority figures.

Two Girls, One Stick

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

All-the-things,

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.