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Bardbarian achievement guide & roadmap

 

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No missable achievements (plus 22 unknown)

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Early Bird

Complete the "morning" chapter.

Adorable Sidekick

You look lonely, have you considered a pet to keep you company?

Keep it Movin'

Don't get hit!

What you got?

Play and submit your best time for Survival Mode.

Favoritism

Upgrade a unit to MAX level.

Unlock War Turtle

Reach 3000m in Escape mode, and he's yours.

Unlock MeatStack

Appears randomly in Survival mode. May luck be with you.

Survival Instinct

Last for 3 minutes in survival mode.

Unlock Octodad

Waltz into Wave 10 and rescue him from that Fire Golem.

Passive Vanquisher

Send 2500 enemies to their grave.

High Noon

Complete the "noon" chapter.

Lute n' Loot

Loot 100,000 gold from the corpses of your fallen enemies.

Good Evening

Complete the "evening" chapter.

Easter Deviled Eggs

Something's cooking on the title screen.

Insane in the Membrane

Start a new game in Insane Mode.

Nightmare

Complete the "night" chapter.

NEED4SPEED

Go as fast as you possibly can. (Hint: Upgrade + Song)

360noscopeblazeit

Complete the entire campaign from start to finish without dying.

4 headz

Unlock the mythical 4th party slot.

3 Mile Run

Fact: There are 1609 meters in a mile.

Hardbarian

Do all the things! 100% Completion.

I am Legend

Post a score in the Day 2 Insane Mode leaderboard. The most exclusive of all leaderboards.