My Name is Mayo achievement guide & roadmap



No missable achievements (plus 50 unknown)

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Hit the Mayo 5 times!

No brainer

Hit 20 times!

Trimmed hearts

Hit 50 times!

Red Bikini!

This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)

Young Boy

I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)

Something important

A Story About Life. (120 hits)

Balls of yarn

Amazing Story (150 hits)

Micro downsizing

Hit 200 times!

20th century diet

Hit 350 times!

Go eat cake

Hit 500 times!

Nosey Caesar

Hit 550 times!


Hit 700 times!

Rock Star!

Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)


Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)

The Box of Love

Something important. (10 hits, follow the life)


Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)

Short timer

Hit 1500 times!


Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)


Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

Just kidding...

The Box of Love. (10 hits, follow the life)


Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)

Crème a la Mayo

Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)


Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Knee record

Hit 3000 times!


Just kidding... (10 hits, follow the life)


Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Blonde bombshell!

Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)


Move. (10 hits, follow the life)

Part of life

Muscles. (10 hits, follow the life)

Cheesy Rap

Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Identity issues...

Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)


Part of life. (10 hits, follow the life)


Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Best Seller

It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Talking about life

Philosophy. (10 hits, follow the life)

I am Mayonnaise!

Talking about life. (10 hits, follow the life)


Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Catch my cold!

Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Glam Rock

Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)


Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Red Cheetah

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)


Hit 5000 times!


While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)


Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

Elephant fun times!

Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

A Mime?

In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

I'm just a mayo.

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

*The Crow movie pun*

Hit 8000 times!

An ingredient to rule them all

Hit 10000 times!

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