Saturday Morning RPG achievement guide & roadmap



No missable achievements (plus 88 unknown)

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Scratch all five stickers before battle.


Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.

Charged With Battery

Try all three charging methods.

Electric Slide

Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.


Win 10 battles.

Number Five Is Alive

Reach level 5.

Goonies Never Die

Beat an entire episode without dying.

Total Protonic Reversal

Max out your multiplier.

Jurk Murderer


Win a fight without scratching any stickers.

The Fonz

Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.

Rise From Your Grave

Retry a fight and win.


Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.

No Guts No Glory

Loved By Good

Complete 2 different episodes.

Dreams Come True

May's Report

These Go To Eleven

Reach level 11.

You'll Get The Horns

Party Dude

Ticket Purchaser


Win 100 battles.

Lead the Team

Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.

Feared By Evil

Complete 4 different episodes.

Twin Pines

Play an episode twice.

The Only Way To Win

Defeat Super Computah.


Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.

A Friend Indeed

A Crummy Commercial

Use the decoder ring.

Righteous Dude

Score 200 righteous defenses.


Win an arena battle.

Perfect Stranger

Get a triple S ranking in battle.

Hot Dog

Feeling Randy

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out

Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.

Ticket Thief

Stanley's Vendetta

Wild Stallions

Use equine based attacks 30 times.

Mess With The Bull...

Van Damme

Win 500 battles.

Cool But Crude

Team Effort


Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.

Working Overtime Fighting Crime

Complete 5 different episodes.

Absolutely Nothing!

Jump Street

Reach level 21.

Everybody Hates Chris

All Valley Karate Champ


Win 1000 battles.

Bully The Bully

Fighting the Frizzies at Eleven

Win a battle against the Frizzies.


Deflect 50 projectiles.

I Got Your Number

You called Jenny for a good time.

Break On Through


Get rich! (Have over $100,000)

Chester Copperpot

Get 100 exploration bonuses.

Sunglasses At Night

Wear your sunglasses at night.

1.21 Gigawatts

Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.

Ben's Only Hope


Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.

Better Off Dead

Die 100 times.

Nothing's Gonna Stand In Our Way

Win an impossible battle.

16 Candles

Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.


Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.


Eat 1,000 food items.


Win 5000 battles.

Does Machines

Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.


Mirror, Mirror


Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.

I'd Buy That For A Dollar

Buy 50 items from vending machines.

Ask Your Parents

Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.

Extra! Extra!

You're The Best!

Reach level 50.

Wonderful Toys

Pick up or buy 500 objects.

Blast It, Will You?!

Why'd It Have To Be Snakes?

Kill 500 Lizard Men.

Hood Genocider

Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.

A Real Hero

Complete 6 different episodes.

It's Sticky

Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.

Rock Band

Where The Real Money Is Made

Music Pirate

Garbage Compactor 3263827

Never Had One Lesson!

It's a Trap!

Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.

Electric Shoes

I Hate Mondays