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Happy Birthday! You are 30 today.
If there's a hell in this world, it's down there.
As devastated as the wreckage of your memory.
Come in, no need to knock!
Past, present and future. Shaken... and well stirred.
Because our lives are like a train heading nowhere...
Only red and yellow... everywhere you look.
Say it loud: I'm ill and proud!
Calm down, death is just a change of skin.
Look at him sleeping. Isn't he cute?
You know how it is: "Burn 'em to ashes, then burn the ashes."
Nails, nails, and more nails...
You should follow His signs, God is much smarter than you.
Enjoy our games, our lemonade and our awesome piñata.
A good model knows how to stand still until the sound of the flash.
No doubt about it: you lost your mind. Take good note of it.
A year, already? Time to hang the lights again!
Welcome to the sparkling, wild West.
The pig is a dog for the rat.
A nice souvenir. I visited the New World and I brought you this.
Let's try the Electric Kool-Aid Alien Blood Test!
100% organic and gluten-free. Ready to bake.
Where do good fish go when they die?