YOU DON'T KNOW JACK
achievement guide & roadmap
Vidiot Savant
Get every question right in an episode
3.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Unicorn
Achieve highest gamer rating
3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Turncoat
Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America
4.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
The Game's Half Full
Play Episodes 1-36
6.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
The Game's Half Empty
Play Episodes 1-37
6.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Taking It from Behind
Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack in a 2-player game
35.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Social Outcast
Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights
17.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Smelt the Roses
Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second
18.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Slack Attack
Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack
2.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Quick-Draw McDumbass
Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times
8.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Phatty
Get 10 food questions correct (excluding DLC)
7.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Perfect Attendance
Play Episodes 1-73
2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Overconsumer
Listen to all commercials after one episode
33.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
One Teat Short of an Udder
Achieve second-highest rating
4.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
My First Time
Screw someone for the first time
50.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Mouth-Breather
Achieve third-highest rating achievement
6.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Living in the Past
Get 10 history questions correct (excluding DLC)
13.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Jack Attack Dog
Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct without messing up in a 2-player game
4.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
It's Just More of This
Finish an episode
90.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Great Crowd
Laugh at a an easy joke
35.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Genius for a Day
Score at least $30,000 over your average
53%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Film in Your Brain
Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding DLC)
4.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
DisOrDat Participation Award
Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds
90%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
DisorDat Destroyer
Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly
39.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
DisOrDash
Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds
7.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Find the very important gauntlet of fire
2.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Consolation Prize
Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement
5.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Button Banger
Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds
65.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Beast Master
Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding DLC)
9.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Back Taxes
Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73
0.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
500,000aire!
Earn $500000 lifetime
9.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
100,000aire!
Earn $100000 lifetime
39.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
1,000,000aire!
Earn $1000000 lifetime
4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet