You dug up fifteen things.
You died for your first time.
You unlocked all 9 upgrades!
You got the best ending! Awesome job! (Beat the game with under 200 deaths)
You collected all 3 masks.
You spent your hard earned cash on the orb from 1864 AD.
You collected all 9 orbs!
You purchased the sunglasses and cutoff shorts.
Use the jukebox.
Kill the owl in the swamp.
You got the mid Lost Bros ending. (Beat the game in under 10 hours)
You unlocked the field jacket for gunman.
You beat Lost Bros!
You got the worst Lost Bros ending.
You've died 1000 times.