LISA achievement guide & roadmap



No missable achievements (plus 68 unknown)

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Hint Guy

Recruit Terry Hints.

Let's Find Her

Reach the first crossroads.

Annoying Guy

Recruit Nern Guan.

Embrace the Joy

Meet Buzzo.

Drunk Guy

Recruit Olan Hyot.

Headbutt Guy

Recruit Rage Ironhead.

Violated Guy

Recruit Fardy Hernandez.

Wild Guy

Recruit Beastborn.

Really? Hairmanity?

Kill the Men's Hair Club Presidents.

Poop Guy

Recruit Percy Monsoon.

The Face of Blood

Meet the Red Skull Rando

It's All Falling Down

Reach the second crossroads.

Cat Guy

Recruit Yazan Barghouti.

Happy Reunion

Save Buddy.

No Turning Back

Reach the third crossroads.

Poke Guy

Recruit Ajeet Mandeep.

Red Hair Guy

Recruit Rooster Coleman.

Super Drunk Guy

Recruit Birdie Hall.

Bye, I Guess...

Race Columbo.

American Guy

Recruit Buffalo Van Dyke.

The End is Nigh

Welcome to Hell.


It can't be...

Art Guy

Recruit Garth.

Nipple Guy

Recruit Mad Dog.

Hot Snow

Reach the Snowy Peak.

The Doctor is in the House

Kill the doctor.

Lady Guy

Recruit Queen Roger.

Weird Guy

Recruit Bo Wyatt.

Spear Guy

Recruit Tiger Man.

Party Guy

Recruit Dick Dickson.

Magic Guy

Recruit Jack.

There's Something Fishy...

Find the Fishmen.

Many Swords Guy

Recruit Crisp Ladaddy.

Lawyer Fish Guy

Recruit Harvey Alibastor.


Dirt Bag Guy

Recruit RT.

Rhyming Bird Guy

Recruit Geese Thompson.

Arm-Shock 4 Life!

Win the tag titles.

Face First Guy

Recruit Shocklord.

The Champ is Here!

Break the Streak, win the title.

Look on the Brightside

Watch a well executed suicide.

Sweaty Guy

Recruit Ollie Nickels.

Salvation Ends

Witness the fall of the Salvation Rangers.

Powerful Clothesline Guy

Recruit Sonny Backluwitz.

Bug Guy

Recruit Fly Minetti.

Joyful End

Weekend Getaway

Find the relaxing researchers.

Fan Club

Fish Guy

Recruit Carp.

Kind of Selfish

10-4 Good Buddy

Kill Satan.

Cool Dude Guy

Recruit Clint Olympic.

Joyless End


I Love You Son

Kill all the Rouletters.

Mysterious Guy

Recruit Buckets.




The Beat Never Dies

Sorry Master

The birth of Red Skull.

The Source

Worth It

Learn the ways of the Bob Friday.



I'm Sorry



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