House Party achievement guide & roadmap


This is unlike most games in that you'll need to start and run many separate 'playthroughs' (parties) in order to get the achievements - with a different strategy and outcome for each. So, technically all the achievements are missable/soft-missable - but given its (deliberately) a game of many iterations over a short 'story' they're all marked Optional.

Note that often the Steam achievement won't unlock while you're in-game; only when you exit. You should get in-game achievement popups at the right time though...


Single-player only

Difficulty does NOT affect achievements

No missable achievements (plus 16 unknown)

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Complete Katherine's story and help her get back at her boyfriend

Smooth Operator: Madison

Sweet talk your way into unlocking Madison's special social abilty

Caught in the Act

Objective, Optional,

Get caught by another character in the middle of some sexy time!

There's plenty of ways to do this, but maybe the easiest ways are either (a) go down on Stephanie in the family room, or (b) have sex with Vickie in the pool

The Brahdyssey

Objective, Optional,

Politely listen to all of Patrick's epic back-story.

Newcomer: Vickie

Objective, Optional,

Get Vickie Vixen to show up at the party.

Social Butterfly

Objective, Optional,

Meet all of the characters at the party in one playthrough

The Muse: Madison

Objective, Optional,

Show off your artistic skills and ruin a friendship to get a reward from Madison!

If at First You Don't Succeed

Objective, Optional,

Thow a dildo at it. Obviously. Do we have to tell you everything?


Objective, Optional,

Help Stephanie discover her true calling in life.


Objective, Optional,

Complete Amy's story and win her affection


Objective, Optional,

Complete Rachael's story and win her affection


Objective, Optional,

Inspect at least 30 items in one play-through.


Objective, Optional,

Outside of "Derek Smash!", get Patrick beaten up 5 times in one playthrough.


Objective, Optional,

Complete Ashley's story and help her prank her sister!

The Muse: Derek

Objective, Optional,

Take the high road by not sleeping with Madison and experience the wonders of friendship with Derek.


Objective, Optional,

Complete Vickie's story for a "hot" ending.

Rule 34

Objective, Optional,

Yeah I can, but why would you?

Duck n' Weave

Objective, Optional,

Avoid Frank’s AND Derek’s fists for at least a minute.

Drunk and Disorderly: Ashley

Objective, Optional,

Get Ashley drunk and get her to start some trouble!

Drunk and Disorderly: Stephanie

See what Stephanie REALLY thinks of her boss by completing her DnD.

Amy: Scavenger Hunt

Complete Amy's Scavenger Hunt path

Smooth Operator: Ashley

Objective, Optional,

Smooth talk your way to Ashley's affection without completing her story-line.

Do You Smell Blood?

Give Frank a concussion, then take advantage of the situation and free the booze!

Te Amo Lety

Objective, Optional,

Complete the Opportunity "Viva La Lety".

First Impressions

Objective, Optional,

Strip at the door, make your first impression to everyone in the nude

per description; strip at the door right at the beginning of the game - then walk up to each of the people to get a reaction from them.

Use the checklist below - but remember this has to all be done in the same game/party:

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Benedict Brahrnold

Objective, Optional,

Give Patrick Rachael's "Death Mix", and do what it takes to shut down his site!

Party Pooper

Objective, Optional,

Experience a better life through chemistry, and shed six pounds at the same time! Thanks Laxapas!

Drunk and Disorderly: Madison

Objective, Optional,

Give Madison a few and see what happens when she takes on the persona of her favorite reality TV star.


They're smarter than they look! Experience the Easter Egg ending of Lety's content.

Howz It Goin Dood

Objective, Optional,

Experience a magical, non-violent, artistic moment with Frank.

A Striking Resemblance

Objective, Optional,

Get to the bottom of Patrick and Rachael's drama, and help Pat win her over!

I'll Be Back

Objective, Optional,

Unlock Compubrah, learn about Patrick's businesses, and maybe, just maybe, stop a Skynet situation from playing out.

The Elder Brahs

Objective, Optional,

Reverse pickpocket an item into Patrick's pants during "Disrupt the Disruptor".

Ice Bath

Objective, Optional,

Get on the "sh*t list" of every girl at the party.

You have to be rude/horrible to every girl - except Vickie Vixen who doesn't count.

The Bride

Help Leah bring the serpent to a swift end, and reap the rewards...

Notice Me, Sensei

Provide a little inspiration, a bit of fitness guidance, and a nutritional treat to increase Leah's power level.

La Coochadora

Objective, Optional,

Stoke the fires of rivalry within Brittney by giving her an extremely fishy gift.

IRL Let's Player

Objective, Optional,

Watch the Game Grumps cause a scene 8 times in one playthrough. Don't forget to subscribe, thumbs up, rate me, updoot, etc...

Money Shot

Peg Frank with a sex toy while he is dancing on the roof. Not peg...hit. You get it.


Convince Leah to abandon her lawful ways...and survive!

The Harder They Fall...Dood

Defeat Frank 1 on 1 without any sparring or combat training.

Simple Geometry

Objective, Optional,

Successfully interrupt Leah and Lety's conversation with a popper, from very long range.


Reach a... climactic moment with four ladies in one playthrough.

Do Not Burn

Do the opposite of this, and get onto their noble steed! Yeehaw, and stuff.

Sucker Punch

Objective, Optional,

Punch Frank, Derek, and Patrick when they're not looking and not in combat, all in one playthrough.

I Know Grump-Fu

Help the Game Grumps leave the party using the magic of virtual reality!

D-Club Certified

Get Frank to join the D-Club.


Reach a... climactic moment with two men in one playthrough.