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Stay a while and listen.
Just great! I've traded the dark and musky interior of a treasure chest for the even darker and muskier interior of your pocket!
Big money, big prizes, I love it!
The kid just rages for a while.
What're you buyin'?
Please insert Disk 2.
If these ruins frighten you, take comfort from the knowledge that I am here.
It's a lot like soccer, but more like basketball, and nothing like soccer.
Dirt is gold- just part of the earth.
This is my rifle. There are many like it... but I call it "Cuddles."
Show me your moves!
A bomb has been planted at the base.
A spy without a gadget is like a shopping cart without a broken wheel.
Everything ripped apart in a New York minute.
Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
So, another brave apprentice! You'll never make it through these castle walls alive! Bahaha!
Come here, you phlegm-carapaced, slime-faced, mucus-brained, furry legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women!
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
My armored carrier is more than a match for his ancient weapons!
As the moon burned bright above, I strode valiantly toward my destiny, and vowed to return victorious.
How 'bout a little Magitek mayhem?
You're about to take the first step on the longest journey of your life.
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
You are a small, prowling mouse... and dumb like a mouse!
I've always equated feelings with getting caught; they both get in the way of my money.
Size doesn't matter. Except when it does. Which is always.
When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try.
The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel.
The surface of things gives enjoyment. Their interiority gives life.
To defeat them is a must and bringing peace to the land is my duty!
The truly modern artist is aware of abstraction in an emotion of beauty.