Goat Simulator achievement guide & roadmap

 

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No missable achievements (plus 136 unknown)

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FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

Angel Goat

Do no evil

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

LOEK Master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

A Story About My Goat

I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Ling Ling Into Battle Go

Fight the turtles

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

Rymdskepp I Rymden

Travel to space!

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue

A Story About My Elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

Goat Of The Hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

Boat Ride

Enjoy your trip

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

Don't Panic

srsly

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

Jörgen

Jörgen

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

Is That A Goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

I am Bread

Are you bread?

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

I Freaking Love Goats

Find all collectibles on level 7

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

The Goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

BFF

Lick a friend

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

Steal the Show

Do a card trick at the magician

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the Podrunner.

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

I am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

NERD!

Find all collectibles