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Goat Simulator achievement guide & roadmap

 

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No missable achievements (plus 136 unknown)

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44.1%

FINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

41.9%

Angel Goat

Do no evil

40.3%

Stand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest

39%

Goat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

37.7%

Alexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

36.8%

Demogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

36.7%

What is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

32.1%

Goats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

27.9%

Maximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

27.8%

LOEK Master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

25.5%

Boulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

24%

A Story About My Goat

I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement

23.6%

Devil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

22.7%

Disgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

22.2%

Pedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

20.5%

Ling Ling Into Battle Go

Fight the turtles

18.8%

Involuntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

16.2%

Steve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples

14.2%

Cardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

14.2%

Rymdskepp I Rymden

Travel to space!

13.9%

Jousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

13.3%

Here's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue

11.6%

A Story About My Elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

11.3%

I can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

9.4%

Malleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

8.7%

Goat Of The Hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

8.5%

Butthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

8.1%

Dodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

7.1%

Mile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

6.4%

One man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

6.4%

The mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

5.6%

Vegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

5.3%

The Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

5%

GoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

4.6%

Boat Ride

Enjoy your trip

4.1%

Not again...

Get deviously trapped again

4.1%

Builder Goat

Find all the blocks

4%

Trying to Bring Forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

4%

Don't Panic

srsly

3.7%

Sällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

3.3%

Tony Goat

Finish all manual quests

3.3%

Old Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

3.2%

Valkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

3.1%

Mattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

3.1%

Powerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

3.1%

Try Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

3%

Voluntary QA

Trash the server room

3%

Jörgen

Jörgen

2.9%

ExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

2.8%

One Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

2.7%

Around the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

2.6%

Flip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

2.4%

Columbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

2.3%

Is That A Goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

2.1%

I am Bread

Are you bread?

2%

Mermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

2%

Wheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

1.9%

Gravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

1.9%

Neckbeard

Smell and look like one

1.9%

Hat Simulator

Buy all hats

1.8%

I Freaking Love Goats

Find all collectibles on level 7

1.8%

Goatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

1.7%

Zombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

1.7%

The Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

1.7%

SteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

1.5%

The Goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

1.5%

The Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

1.5%

Better than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

1.5%

An Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

1.4%

Too much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

1.4%

Elfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

1.3%

The Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

1.2%

BFF

Lick a friend

1.2%

Music Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

1.2%

Steal the Show

Do a card trick at the magician

1.2%

Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

1.1%

The puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

1.1%

Masterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

1%

It's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the Podrunner.

0.9%

Fund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

0.9%

Goat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

0.8%

Survive for your life

Survive 10 days

0.8%

Hoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

0.8%

Retirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

0.8%

Suppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

0.8%

Rocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

0.7%

Gather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

0.7%

Hang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

0.7%

Sweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

0.7%

Look at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

0.7%

Itsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

0.7%

Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

0.7%

Captain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

0.7%

Fifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

0.6%

Love or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

0.6%

Spend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

0.6%

Big in Japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

0.6%

Bounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

0.6%

Ready for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

0.6%

splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

0.6%

Goat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

0.6%

What came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

0.5%

Don't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

0.5%

I am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

0.5%

That's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

0.5%

Warm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

0.5%

What’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

0.5%

Wow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

0.5%

The Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

0.5%

Testaholic

Complete test chambers.

0.5%

Miner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

0.5%

Goatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

0.5%

Shattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

0.4%

Goatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

0.4%

A new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

0.4%

The Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

0.4%

Survivalist

Craft all items in one game

0.4%

You raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

0.4%

Use the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

0.4%

Plentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

0.4%

My little brony

Find all the pony horses.

0.4%

Dastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.

0.4%

The world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

0.3%

Be not afreight

Destroy all freighters

0.3%

Ruler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships

0.3%

Bacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

0.3%

NERD!

Find all collectibles