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Become the master of the goat tower.
Do no evil
Finish all wallrun quest
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Win the title bout!
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Thrash the Goathenge
Hold your own concert
Knock a bucket into a person
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Fight the turtles
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Give Steve Works the apples
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Travel to space!
Unlock the jousting mutator
Wield an axe with your tongue
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Inflate that guy's knee
Burn people from afar
Hit The jackpot.
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Enjoy your trip
Get deviously trapped again
Find all the blocks
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Finish all manual quests
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Kick a person into a car
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Are you bread?
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Smell and look like one
Buy all hats
Find all collectibles on level 7
How do you catch goats?
Kill 20 zombies in one game
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Craft all the weapons in one game
It never erupts when you want it to.
Reach level 101
Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Baa with the choir
Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
Lick a friend
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
A Trip to the Moon.
Complete centrifuge event.
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Survive 10 days
Find all the trophies in GoatZ
Just finish that one LAST job.
Throw 5 police officers into prison.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
I wanna be a baahlionaire.
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Find 10 trophies.
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
Hogtie 50 NPCs.
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
Visit the badehaus.
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Headbutt all alien eggs.
Eat 50 food items in one game
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Find 20 trophies.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Complete test chambers.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Craft all items in one game
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Find all the pony horses.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Tag 10 walls.
Destroy all freighters
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Find all collectibles