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Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Enjoy your trip
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Get deviously trapped again
It never erupts when you want it to.
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Survive 10 days
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Trash the server room
Baa with the choir
Jump on the launchpad
Do a card trick at the magician
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all the weapons in one game
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Craft all items in one game
Clear 25 survival quests in one game