No missable achievements (plus 53 unknown)
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You inspected all of the things... in Beardsley's Office.
You hit Chuck where it counts.
You found the secret entrance to the Safe House.
You 'cleaned' all the Suits in the Basement.
You won at Majestic Night-ing.
You looked at the posters. We love you.
You killed the Underpants Warrior
You shouldn't have disturbed the lecturer - he really hates it.
You heard some more about Cardholder's exploits.
How could you not be a fan of Shatner? For shame.
You bought some drugs. Mrs Reagan would not approve.
You got the nickles from the cigarette machine, you tightass.
You found the room with Cardholder and a strange artefact.
Spoke to the Cowboy
Use the radio to divert attention of guards.
You called your own office three times, you weirdo. Someone picked up.
You took the elevator to the basement
You 'bought' a pistol in the bathroom.
Way to piss off the informant, hero.
You gave the nickles to the bum.
You saw Cardholder's own Wall of Crazy. Yours is better.
The CIA sold and exported drugs. It's pretty well known by now.
You saw the Suit leaving Piscine's
You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats?
You messed with poor old Lloyd. Are you proud of yourself?
You learned about Jerry's miserable life.
You heard about Cardholder's exploits.
You left your office without getting your stuff.
You stood in the middle of your Zen Garden, because Zen.
You stood in the centre of the Zen Garden. Again. Why!?
You played the weird soundbyte on the Jukebox
You found the 3 'Biggest' pieces of Truth.
Inspect the DC9
Entered the outhouse. Haha... Poop joke.
Tried the 'Presto' magic trick.
Overhear the briefing in J.P. Morgan Offices
Get squished in the dead end in the Waterhole
Made it through mystical tent.
Survive the bathroom encounter
Slaugher all the Villagers in the Ambush
Acquire gun from the 'amorous' couple
Get eaten by Alligators in the Waterhole
Listen to tourist conversation in bookseller
Get eaten by Lions in the Waterhole
Attempted the 'Klaatu Barada Nikto' spell.
Try to play games on the computer
Walk around the artwork in hotel lobby.
Kill no villagers in the Ambush
Pretend to be 'mister luigi' after also pretending to be there to fix the vending machine.
Take 4 laps of the block in the taxi
Use Zander's business card to fool J.P. Morgan security