Majestic Nights
achievement guide & roadmap
The Inspectinator
You inspected all of the things... in Beardsley's Office.
24.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Sneaky Bastard
You found the secret entrance to the Safe House.
13.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Cardholder's Past Achievements: 1
You heard about Cardholder's exploits.
2.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Low Blow
You hit Chuck where it counts.
13.3%
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Blasphemy!
How could you not be a fan of Shatner? For shame.
5.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Nancy Would Be Disappointed
You bought some drugs. Mrs Reagan would not approve.
5.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Rutabaga/Arugula
You messed with poor old Lloyd. Are you proud of yourself?
2.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Cinephile
You looked at the posters. We love you.
8.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Push It To The Limit... LIMIT!
You won at Majestic Night-ing.
9.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
The Truth Is In Here
You found the 3 'Biggest' pieces of Truth.
1.7%
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The Wrong Goddamn Rec Room
You shouldn't have disturbed the lecturer - he really hates it.
6.3%
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Basement Dweller Extermination
You 'cleaned' all the Suits in the Basement.
11.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Air America
The CIA sold and exported drugs. It's pretty well known by now.
2.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Cardholder's Past Achievements: 2
You heard some more about Cardholder's exploits.
5.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Media Unrelations
Way to piss off the informant, hero.
3.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Media Relations
You smoothtalked your way into owning a crappy old notebook. Congrats?
2.3%
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Where you're going, you don't need... Your things
You left your office without getting your stuff.
2%
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Find Your Centre
You stood in the middle of your Zen Garden, because Zen.
1.9%
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It's Not Paranoia...
You called your own office three times, you weirdo. Someone picked up.
4.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Callie's got a gun
You 'bought' a pistol in the bathroom.
3.7%
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Passed it to the left hand side
Spoke to the Cowboy
4.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Jukebox Odd Docs
You played the weird soundbyte on the Jukebox
1.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
"Put some goddamn clothes on!"
You killed the Underpants Warrior
7.1%
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Don't spend it all in one place
You got the nickles from the cigarette machine, you tightass.
5.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
You spent it all in one place
You gave the nickles to the bum.
3.3%
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Elevator Action
You took the elevator to the basement
3.7%
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Rear Window
You saw the Suit leaving Piscine's
2.4%
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Re-cheevo
You stood in the centre of the Zen Garden. Again. Why!?
1.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Cardholder's Wall of Crazy
You saw Cardholder's own Wall of Crazy. Yours is better.
2.5%
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When you gotta go...
Entered the outhouse. Haha... Poop joke.
1.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
"We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
Use the radio to divert attention of guards.
4.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Poor ol' Jerry
You learned about Jerry's miserable life.
2.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
These belong in a museum!
You found the room with Cardholder and a strange artefact.
4.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Sharing Is Caring
1.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Cruisin' Together
Take 4 laps of the block in the taxi
0.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Art Appreciation class
Walk around the artwork in hotel lobby.
1.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Frisky Business
Acquire gun from the 'amorous' couple
1.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY!
Use Zander's business card to fool J.P. Morgan security
0.9%
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Eavesdrop I
Listen to tourist conversation in bookseller
1.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Best. Coverstory. EVER.
Pretend to be 'mister luigi' after also pretending to be there to fix the vending machine.
1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Eavedrop II
Overhear the briefing in J.P. Morgan Offices
1.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Urinal World of Hurt
Survive the bathroom encounter
1.3%
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Global Thermonuclear War
Try to play games on the computer
1.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
I Have No Recollection Of That
Inspect the DC9
1.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Collateral Damage
Slaugher all the Villagers in the Ambush
1.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Tactical Withdrawal
Kill no villagers in the Ambush
1%
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Insert 'lion' pun here
Get eaten by Lions in the Waterhole
1.2%
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See ya Later...
Get eaten by Alligators in the Waterhole
1.3%
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Dead end. Get it?
Get squished in the dead end in the Waterhole
1.4%
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...But it was all a dream!
Made it through mystical tent.
1.4%
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But That Trick Never works!
Tried the 'Presto' magic trick.
1.4%
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Evil not-so-dead
Attempted the 'Klaatu Barada Nikto' spell.
1.2%
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Musical appreciation
1.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet