NotCoD™
achievement guide & roadmap
Not A Moron
Prove you're actually alive by successfully starting the game.
31.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
To War!
Complete Basic Training.
26.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Down And Dirty
Complete Mission 1.
24.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
A Jolly Jaunt
Complete Mission 2.
18.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Who You Gonna Call?
Complete Mission 3.
14.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Clowning Around
Complete Mission 4.
13.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Ashes To Ashes
Complete Mission 5.
12.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
God Is On Your Side...
Complete Mission 6.
10.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
...Just Kidding! He’s Not
Complete Mission 7.
8.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Inner Demons
Complete Mission 8.
7.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Murder the Magnate
Complete Mission 9.
3.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Trench Foot
Complete Mission 1, Badass difficulty.
2.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Master Of My Own Fete
Complete Mission 2, Badass difficulty.
1.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
A Ghost Of A Chance
Complete Mission 3, Badass difficulty.
1.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Crashing The Castle
Complete Mission 4, Badass difficulty.
1.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
A Grave Mistake
Complete Mission 5, Badass difficulty.
1.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Heil Mary, Full Of Grace
Complete Mission 6, Badass difficulty.
1.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
You're Locked In Here With Me!
Complete Mission 7, Badass difficulty.
1.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Complete Mission 8, Badass difficulty.
1.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Ozymandias
Complete Mission 9, Badass difficulty.
1.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
To Be Continued...
Complete Call of Judy.
3.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Or Was It Judith?
Complete Call of Judy, Badass difficulty.
1.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Slayer Of Sponge
Destroy a totally innocent cake.
29.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Decturion
Deliver the sweet release of death to ten totally justifiable targets.
31.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Centurion.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one hundred somewhat justifiable targets.
26.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Milturion.
Deliver the sweet release of death to one thousand definitely unjustifiable targets.
12.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Splash!
Kill at least 3 enemies with one grenade or rocket explosion.
15.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
KABOOM!
Blow up.
23.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Get Mounted
Complete your first mounted gun section.
24.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Hole Puncher
Complete every mounted gun section to become the ultimate Stationary Killer.
4.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Do You Know Who I Am?
Listen to an entire Kenneth Announcement.
22.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Sorry, No Refunds
10.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Baptised
Sponge. That. Sinner!
20.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Live Dangerously
Ride the Ferris Wheel.
19.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Useless Information...
Find your first piece of Intel.
7.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
...Or Surprising Insights?
Find every piece of Intel in Call of Judy.
1.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Ice Cold
Destroy every ice cream van.
2.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Duck, Duck, Mousse
Run over all the innocents on the Ghost Train.
2.4%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Lingerer
Listen to every tannoy announcement at the Fete.
3.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
I Need No Announcement
Destroy every tannoy at the Fete.
2.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Thus Spake Kenneth
Listen to every tannoy announcement in the evening-time at the Fete.
2.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
He Shoots, He Scores!
Improve your K:D by killing three enemies with 1 bullet.
2.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
The Gospel According To Murdoch
Listen to all tannoy announcements in the Musoleum.
2.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Silence Is Golden
Destroy all the tannoys in Musoleum.
1.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Nothing To Hide
Investigate the Surveillance system.
6.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Piece Of Pie
Discover the "legitimate" sources of the Bum.
7.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Patience Of A Saint
Satisfy your OCD in the Filing room.
5.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Sunday Schooling
Kill 666 Nuns on the Sabbath.
1.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
A Single Kenneth Suddenly Silenced
Destroy every tannoy in the evening-time at the Fete.
2.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
We’ve Been Here Before…
Play every different level in Call of Judy, then start any one level again.
3.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
PC Master Race
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with keyboard and mouse.
26.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Pure-Bred Console Player
Complete any mission in Call of Judy with a controller.
4.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Oh Boy, A Friend!
Play split-screen.
2.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Collateral Damage
1.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Told You So
5.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Tomb Raider
3.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
The Church's Dirty Little Secret
8.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Future Shock One
1.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
These Aren't Just Zombies...These Are NotZombies
1.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
What Is Dead May Never Die
6.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
If You Want Something Done Right…
1.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
There But For The Grace Of God…
1.9%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Joseph's Favourite Son
1.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Feelin' Lucky, Punk?
1.8%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Gazzer's Revenge
1.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Open Wide
1.7%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Offshore Account
1.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Well I’ll Be Damned
1.5%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
0WN3D
4.2%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
PWN3D
4.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
The People's Republic Of NotGames
Complete any Mission in Call of Judy while censorship is in effect.
2.1%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
NotBad
Complete Call of Judy, Gamer difficulty.
4.3%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet
Doing What's Necessary
Put Denis Down.
1.6%
No guide has been input for this achievement yet