You have crafted 100 weapons.
Drain 2000 health from enemies.
You've traveled the distance of a football field. It sounds impressive.
You have killed 50 enemies while blind.
You have killed 100 zombie creatures.
You have crafted 1000 recipes at tech tables.
You've walked 500 miles. You will not walk 500 more. It's 2.6 million feet. Frankly, we're surprised you made it.
You have successfully decrypted 25 messages!
Revive using the Emergency Regenerator a total of 13 times.
You have killed 10,000 creatures. Maybe you were the monster... ALL ALONG!
You have killed 500 rats.
You have crafted 1000 recipes at cookers.
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer, Seriously!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Easy!
You killed 50 enemies with the shotgun.
You completed the tutorial!
You've repaired 50 pieces of your equipment and ladies find you handy.
You've survived past Floor 5 on Normal.
You've survived past Floor 5 on Insane!
You've survived past Floor 5, Seriously!
You've survived past Floor 5 on Easy.
You've survived past Floor 5 on Hard.
You've survived past Floor 15 on Normal.
You've survived past Floor 15 on Insane!
You've survived past Floor 15, Seriously!
You've survived past Floor 15 on Easy.
You've survived past Floor 15 on Hard.
You've repaired 20 pieces of your equipment. Nice work, soldier!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Medic on Easy!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Marine on Easy!
Drain 10,000 health from enemies.
You have killed 25 of your own species (Human).
You've traveled far enough to walk to the top of the Eiffel Tower. If they let you, which they don't. They make you pay for an elevator.
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Scout on Insane!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Normal!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Hard!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Easy!
You've made 25 Hero SotSwiches. That's good eatin'!
You've survived past Floor 10 on Normal.
You've survived past Floor 10 on Insane!
You've survived past Floor 10, Seriously!
You've survived past Floor 10 on Easy.
You've survived past Floor 10 on Hard.
You've traveled far enough to reach the average flying height of a passenger jet. Buckle up!
You've recharged 50 items, so you can keep on going, and going, and going...
You have consumed 50 Bacon SotSwiches. Seek medical help.
You have whipped up 5 different food items! Scrumptious!
You've made it to the bottom of The Pit with the Engineer on Insane!
Recover 10,000 health from medical treatment.
You have scrabbled and saved and you have 2000 potential enemy deaths in your inventory. Nice work. NOW SHOOT SOMETHING, ALREADY!